1. A Flush 'N Sparkle Toilet cleaning system you install in your toilet's water tank so the bowl stays clean enough where you can forgo having to scrub it yourself. These cartridges last up to three months! The bleach cleansers will make your porcelain throne sparkle and shine with each and every flush.
2. A pet hair-removal glove to keep yourself from wasting time cleaning up your pup's tumbleweeds of hair all over the floor. They'll enjoy this stimulating massage and you'll enjoy ridding them of the fur that would have eventually fallen onto your clean floors.
3. A scrap collector you attach at the edge of your counter so you can effortlessly swipe scraps into this handy waste bin (instead of struggling over to the trash). Look at that...less time taken away from cooking that yummy recipe of yours.
4. A magnetic key holder because it's finally time to stop losing your keys and having a mild crisis when trying to retrace your steps. Just think of all the time you can save from actually knowing where your keys are instead of tearing the house apart.
5. A bottle of Goo Gone to help remove tacky adhesive that just doesn't want to take a hike. Ever try to remove stickers from your laptop? This will take care of every last bit of sticky residue and give your arm a break from unnecessary scrubbing.
6. A hanger stacker so grabbing a hanger for that new dress you bought can be easy and "fight-free." You know what it's like to try to tango with a jumble of twisted hangers...it's truly the fight of all fights and nobody's got time for that.
7. A pair of eyeliner stamps in case achieving a perfect winged liner is not your strong suit. This will simplify and shorten the process so you don't end up with that incredibly thick liner when you know you were going for just a "thin winged liner today."
8. A set of drill brushes that pop right on that handy power tool for an effective deep-cleaning experience so you can take less time attempting to use glass cleaner on those streaky shower doors.
9. An extendable microfiber duster set so you can access those hard to reach places that still need to get cleaned without having to whip out that clunky ladder of yours.
10. A holographic budget binder to easily organize your funds instead of panicking by the end of the week trying to figure out how much you overspent on takeout and unnecessary purchases. This will save you time and give you peace of mind knowing exactly what amounts are allotted for each of your needs.
11. A splurge-worthy smart coffee table that has all the bells and whistles of a futuristic furniture piece from the year 3000. It has a built-in outlet, Bluetooth speakers, LED lights, charging ports, and a refrigerated drawer so you'll never have to step away from your fave movie or show to get a bevvy ever again.
12. An Angry Mama steamer to do your microwave cleaning sesh for you. Fill her up with vinegar, water, and lemon juice and then pop her in the microwave to get to work. Go put your feet up while Mama cleans your microwave for you. (Ah, the life).
13. A spaghetti measure if you want to take the guesswork out of how much pasta is enough pasta for your upcoming meal. Think of all the times you dumped the whole box in and wasted it or burned through 10 whole minutes worrying about what's the proper amount for a personal portion; well not anymore.
14. A jar of toilet fizzies — AKA, bath bombs for your toilet so your porcelain throne can stay tidy and smelling nice. Drop one in the bowl, watch it fizz, and gain that time back you would've spent cleaning it with a brush. (Def still take time to clean it with a brush, but these will reduce the amount of time spent scrubbing!)
15. A digital tape measure in case it's just too overwhelming for you to figure out those nitty gritty measurements that don't fall on a whole number... It'll tell you exactly the length you've measured so you can be confident and spend less time trying to decipher each little tick.
Promising review: "I'm doing home remodeling and need to take a lot of measurements. This feels a *lot* more accurate than my current tape because I'm not having to squint or crane my head around things to take a reading, bold and clear display with feet, inches, fractions. Instant conversion between units is handy. I like the centering function too — one button gives you the 'half' distance of the measurement — very useful feature for picture hanging. Every home contractor I've had over that sees this in action wants one like it." —Mark Terrano
Get it from Amazon for $38.99+ (available in two styles).
16. A reversible sofa cover that's also water resistant so you can protect your furniture from pet fur, dandruff, germs, and those who like to chew on the cushions... If you love having them on the couch to cuddle with you but don't want take extra time post cuddle sesh to de-fur and clean the cushions, buy this right now.
17. A Zipuller if you live alone and really don't want to spend 30 minutes attempting to wriggle the zipper up your back like a contortionist.
Promising review: "I was skeptical that this puller would actually work. I wear dresses Monday through Friday for work. I buy ones that have long, hidden zippers. I am breaking about one zipper every two weeks trying to zip them up by myself. It was costing me about $50 to replace the zippers. Finally, I broke down and bought this. I am so happy that I did. It takes a couple of times to get it on right, but once you get the zipper puller on the zipper, it zips right up. This is perfect! It's great for single moms like me!!!" —M. Sanders
Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in red, pink, and black).
18. A 3-in-1 egg separator because we've all had those irritating moments of shell, egg yolk, or whites making their way into the bowl when they don't belong in the recipe. If anything is going to make your life easier in this post...this item is it.
Ugh, now I'm just thinking about how much time I would have back if I had owned this years ago. Not only does it separate egg yolks from whites, but it also keeps shells from falling into the bowl and has a raised edge to help you crack the egg more easily.
Promising review: "I love this product. Just hold the separator with one hand, crack the egg on the ridge with the other, swirl the yoke until all the egg white has poured out then dump the yoke in the trash or sink. If they had these in a two- or four-egg model, I'd buy it. By far the best yoke/white separator I've owned." —Ajobe
Get it from Amazon for $6.95.