1. Whimsical coasters to not only save your side tables from drink stains, but also to look like a cactus art piece when not in use.
2. A coffee sculpture that was probs displayed once upon a time in Houdini's own home. I mean...how is this possible!?!? Magic.
3. A Barsys smart coaster in case you're never sure how to make the perfect old fashioned. This high tech coaster will be your new bartending assistant.
4. A package of bath noodles if you've always dreamt of bathing in your favorite food — ramen. These feature essential oils and natural exfoliants to smooth skin *but please, do not try to munch on them...*
5. Floral thumbtacks so your cork board can look like it's in bloom instead of covered in unappealing metal.
6. A pair of fan-favorite leggings with over 51,000+ 5-star reviews that'll probs make you never wanna shop overpriced athleisure ever again.
7. A pack of rainbow playing cards because why should they be B-O-R-I-N-G when they can be colorful and visually appealing? Get these cards now and throw out your other set...it won't even be missed.
8. An Essence Lash Princess False Lash Effect Mascara that lifts and volumizes lashes for a more wide-awake look.
9. An oil spray dispenser you can refill with your own EVOO. It's more sustainable than purchasing a new can of Pam each month. Just spritz your pans pre-cooking or use it to spray some olive oil and vinegar on your salad!
10. A Saucemoto dip clip to pop on your vents so you can enjoy your chicken nuggets and barbecue sauce in peace. *Adds to cart immediately*
11. A container of The Pink Stuff cleaning paste that'll clean practically anything. Scuffs on the walls? Dirty stove? Stains on your bathtub? The Pink Stuff will fix all that.
12. THE "Amazon coat" featuring big pockets to store everything you could possibly need so you can leave your purse at home. This has over 14,700 5-star reviews so you basically should *add it to cart* now.
13. A Harry Styles-inspired necklace engraved with "we'll be alright" from the Fine Line album in Harry's handwriting. Treat yourself with ~kindness~ by gifting yourself this cool jewelry piece.
14. An LED strawberry night-light for the ~sweetest~ lighting option there ever was. It'll be the strawberry on top of the rest of your sweet home decor.
15. A paw-shaped chair cushion that'll be the purrrrrrrfect home decor addition to your desk area.
16. A mystical colorant to take your fireplace from boring to essentially the aurora borealis. I sense a lot of fireplace lightings in your future...
17. A levitating light bulb lamp that's sure to add a touch of magic to your home. Any guests who stumble upon this gadget will probs think you're a wizard...
18. Cloud bath bombs in case you enjoy winding down with a warm bath and love adding salts and other scented products to the water. This bath bomb releases stunning rainbows into the water. 😍🌈
19. A puzzle of the cutest animal images you ever did see. If you don't frame this puzzle after completion what are you even doing.
20. Or a Mystic Maze puzzle that does a magic trick once you complete the puzzle. Well now I'm intrigued to immediately at this to cart...
21. A tabletop fire pit that is safe to use inside — AKA your new s'mores-making station. It's made from high quality concrete and is smokeless AND odorless.
22. A pearl lamp perfect for placing on your mantel or coffee table. It's def going to be the most prized ~thingamabob~ you own.
23. A micro-landscape mug to hold your morning coffee and keep it warm with its diorama-esque lid. ISN'T THIS THE CUTEST?!?!?!?!
24. An E.l.f. magnetic mask that'll brighten skin and minimize pores after it's magnetically lifted off your face. I truly can't get over how this wizardry works but I need it.
25. An adorable foaming hand soap to get you and the kiddos more excited to wash your hands! With each pump comes an adorable flower that's ready to be massaged into your hands.
26. A light-up book tree so you can display your current or fave reads in an exhibit destined for The Met.
Amazon
Promising review: "My daughter is always reading and usually has no fewer than three books she's actively reading. She keeps losing her bookmarks in spite of buying her tons so I'll find her making little bookmarks from paper. Now she can read her books and simply lay them on the tree and pickup where she left off. The light is bright and looks unique." —BetaOp9
Get it from Amazon for $79.