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[INSERT 7][INSERT 1]Este post foi traduzido do <a href='https://www.buzzfeed.com/aliciaherber/who-did-it-a-small-child-or-a-drunk-person'>inglês</a>.

Estas são histórias verdadeira de &quot;<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/">Bêbado ou Criança</a>&quot;. O quanto você é bom em dizer a diferença?

Estas são histórias verdadeiras de
&quot;Bêbado ou Criança&quot;. O quanto você é bom em dizer a diferença?

Estas são histórias verdadeiras de
<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/">&quot;Bêbado ou Criança</a>&quot;. O quanto você é bom em dizer a diferença?

Estas são histórias verdadeiras de
&quot;<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/">Bêbado ou Criança</a>&quot;. O quanto você é bom em dizer a diferença?

Quem fez isso? Uma criancinha ou uma pessoa bêbada?

Small Child Or Drunk Person? Who Did It?

"I walked into the kitchen one day to see my 4-year-old son cleaning the counter with a piece of ham. He then went over to the sink, washed off the piece of ham, and then started to eat it"

Child

Who rubbed a piece of ham on the counter, washed it in the sink, then ate it?

"I peed on the floor, in my own house, drank an entire bottle of chocolate syrup and got pissed when I couldn't make chocolate milk cause "someone" drank all the syrup."

Drunk Person

Who peed on the floor and then drank an entire bottle of chocolate syrup?

"One day I followed a trail of clothes through the kitchen to the back door. Peering through the glass, I found my 2 year old stark naked, rolling around in the contents of a bulk sized bottle of baby powder. I opened the door and said 'Hey! What are you doing?' and she cheerfully responded with 'Look Mama! I'm a fried chicken!'

Who got naked, rolled in powder and said "Look I'm fried chicken?"

"I think I was five- my mum found me after I'd been standing there for about half an hour. I did see a hedgehog. Tree camouflage works everyone!"

Who tried to find a hedgehog by wearing a brown coat and holding two twigs to camouflage themselves as a tree?

"My friends still rag on me for it to this day. Though I did call my mates into the bathroom because his legs were sticking out of my shit and we all laughed until we cried."

Who ate a power ranger action figure to "fight off the infection?"

"I was drunk out of my mind. Somewhere years ago I had heard that orange juice helps with hangovers and so I figured I needed to drink some to not feel terrible in the morning, but I absolutely hate orange juice. My boyfriend would keep telling me that I didn't need to drink any orange juice if I didn't want to, and I would calm down for all of twenty seconds before starting to cry again. "

Who had a melt down because they didn't want to drink orange juice, then cried harder when someone reassured them that they didn't have to drink any orange juice if they didn't want to?

"I was not quite two and a pretty fat baby."

Who ate a hole through their paper plate because the spaghetti tasted so good?

Who cooked bacon over a candle flame with a tooth pick so they wouldn't wake anyone up?

"I was a kid. In kindergarten we had bowls for the 5 tastes and we were allowed to dip our fingers in them. When the teacher wasn't looking I ate the whole bowl of salt."

Who thought salt tasted so good they ate a whole bowl, then threw up?  


"I was a kid and my grandparents had to hide them every time I visited. I really liked them for some reason and would try find where they had them."

Who kept trying to eat dog biscuits (even though they were fully aware they were meant for dogs)?

I was a very... very strange and emotional child.

Who cried for an hour after hearing "I don't want to miss a thing" by Aerosmith for the first time?

You couldn't quite distinguish the difference between the behaviors of small children or drunk people, but hey, they're basically the same thing!

Woops!

You're an expert at distinguishing the behavior of a small child or a drunk person!

Good Job!

These are all real stories from "Drunk Or A Kid." How good are you at telling the difference?

These are all real stories from "<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/" target="_blank" data-skimlinks-tracking='4856040'>Drunk Or A Kid</a>." How good are you at telling the difference?

Quem fez isso? Uma criancinha ou um bêbado?

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