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1. A unicycling pizza peddler that'll help you slice through your 'za with ease. Reviewers are impressed by how sharp the blade is and how easy it is to use.
2. A pair of fish slides that are a hilarious alternative to your regular old house slippers. Reviewers say they're super cushiony and comfortable and also make for great shower shoes.
3. A pair of comfy cleaning slippers that'll sweep your floors while you take care of other chores (or wander aimlessly around your house). They're made of a soft chenille material that'll get dust and debris off hardwood, linoleum, and tile flooring.
4. A portable drink holder that you can clip to almost anything. Reviewers say it's a lifesaver for morning commutes and public transit journeys.
5. A container of gel cleaning putty that you can use to peel the dirt off your keyboard, car dashboard, air conditioner, and pretty much everything else you own. It feels like slime, so it's super fun to use, too.
6. A set of stainless steel tongue scrapers that'll help you rid your mouth of gross build-up and bacteria. Reviewers rave about how they've helped freshen their breath, too!
7. A pack of antibacterial bra liners to catch your boob sweat and keep it from seeping into your shirt. Reviewers say they protect your bod from uncomfortable heat rashes and make underwire bras a lot more comfortable to wear, too.
8. A nacho dinosaur and salsa vessel set for all your chip and dip needs. Obvi, you can put other stuff in it, too, but tortilla chips give it that true stegosaurus look.
9. A Critter Catcher that'll help you capture pests in your home without killing them. It has an extra-long handle, so you'll even be able to reach creepy crawlies that have wandered up to your ceiling.
10. A revolutionary TubShroom that’ll trap hair before it goes down the drain, keeping it clog-free. This gadget will probably save you from hiring a plumber and fighting with your roommate over who's going to clean all of the gross stuff out of your bathtub.
11. A rollable water bottle that you can fold to half its size, so it can fit into almost any bag. You won't have to worry about it getting bashed around in your bag because it's made of durable silicone.
12. A handbag protector that acts like a rain jacket for your purse, because obviously you don't want your designer bag to get ruined in the rain.
13. A set of meat claws that will give you the power of a Wolverine in the kitchen. They're great for pulling, shredding, and lifting larger pieces of meat.
14. A set of funny takeout-style lunch bags with off-putting logos and slogans that'll prevent your coworkers or roommate from trying to steal your food.
15. A Sushi bazooka that'll save you from trekking to your local Japanese joint to grab takeout. Just pack it with your favourite fillings, press it out onto nori and voila! You have restaurant-level maki.
16. A set of silicone finger covers that'll keep your paws from getting covered in seasoning next time you dive into a bag of chips. They can also be used as finger guards when you're prepping ingredients.
17. A beer bottle decapitator that uses a magnet to hold your cap in place, so you'll be able to pop it off in one try. Cracking open a cold one shouldn't take a lot of elbow grease, and this handy doodad will make it super easy.
18. An itty bitty chopping device that minces garlic by rolling it back and forth, so it's actually kind of fun to use (like, you could defs enlist a kid to do it). Reviewers say it's great for people with arthritis, too.
19. A set of plant-based scrub sponges made from cacti (yes, actual cacti). They cost only a little more than the sponges you'd buy at the grocery store, but they'll last a lot longer.
20. A mini makeup spatula that'll help you get every last bit of product out of your makeup containers. Gone are the days of throwing out half of your $72 holy grail foundation before it's even done.
21. A portable drink holder that sticks right to the wall of your shower or bathtub so that you can caffeinate (or pregame) while you get clean. It can fit everything from a mug to a wine glass, and can suction on to tile, glass, and mirrored surfaces.
22. A portable laundry bag that'll give your clothes a machine-level wash in just three minutes. Reviewers love how easy it is to use and how tiny it can be folded up (great if you're not working with a ton of space in your bag).
23. A genius cable spool that looks like a yo-yo. It'll keep your cords and headphones from getting tied and tangled. No more fighting with your electronics because of your own bad decisions.
24. A toilet bowl light with a built-in motion detector, so the glare of your actual bathroom light doesn’t seer your eyeballs in the middle of the night.
25. A mini portable oven that looks just like a lunch bag, but will heat your food in mere moments — all you need to do is find an outlet. It's smart enough to sense when your food is finished cooking, and keeps it warm until you're ready to eat.
26. A pair of durable, cut-resistant gloves that'll keep your digits intact while you prep ingredients. They're 100% food safe and machine washable, so you can just throw 'em in the laundry when you're done cooking.
27. A set of silicone shoe covers to protect your precious kicks from the elements. Now you can wear your favourite flats or sneakers, even when its coming down in buckets.
28. A set of eco-friendly drinking straws made out of spaghetti to replace all those plastic single-use straws you use on the daily. Reviewers love that they don't get soggy after a few sips like paper alternatives.
29. A pack of bacon bandages to beef up your boo-boos. Yes, they're kinda gross, but TBH so are open wounds.
30. A set of pomegranate pushpins that'll make your whole desk and bulletin board situation a lot cuter. The pins look like little seeds, and are bright enough that you won't lose them.
31. A grass drying rack that'll keep all of your clean dishes upright and save your countertop from becoming a swamp. It'll also add a splash of green to your kitchen, even when all your houseplants have died.
32. And finally, a pack of wine condoms that'll keep your opened bottle of red or white safely sealed when you're taking it to-go. Now you won't have to buy a whole new bottle when a party invite says BYOB.
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