1. This magical Revlon one-step styler that'll dry, volumize, and style your tresses all in one go. Now you won't need to mess around with a thousand hair tools when you're running late.
2. A microwave egg cooker that makes an omelet that's the perfect size for an english muffin, so you won't have to leave your house for a breakfast sammy ever again. You can use it to poach and scramble your oeufs, too, if that's more your style.


3. A portable bedside caddy, so that you don't have to nap with journals, books, and electronics piled up in your bed (me ATM). Without the clutter, you'll be able to happily snooze your way through the day without rolling onto your stuff. No nightstand table? No problem.

4. An adjustable neck phone mount that's every lazy person's dream device. You just pop it onto your shoulders and stream or FaceTime to your heart's content, hands-free.

5. A portable 2-in-1 dry iron and steamer, because your clothes live in a wrinkly pile on the floor and that's not changing anytime soon. It takes under a minute to preheat, so you can get down to business right away.


6. A weighted sleep mask that'll block out every little bit of light, so you can sleep long after the sun comes up. It'll hit pressure points around your eyes and can be popped in the freezer, making it great for headaches.

7. An Alexa-enabled Echo Dot with built-in clock that'll become your bedside personal assistant and answer all your stupid questions. It's also a speaker, so you can use it to catch up on podcasts or listen to playlists.

8. A set of tie-free shoe laces that'll transform your runners into slip-ons. They'll make putting on your shoes quicker and easier, so you won't need to mess around with knots and bows.

9. A book of sloth-themed sticky notes that'll help you feel a little more productive on your laziest days. It comes with a lined list, plus several packs of sticky notes, making it great for everything from grocery lists to marking pages in your textbooks.

10. A handy eyeliner stamp that'll give you that perfect flick without trying too hard. This set comes with two dual-ended, waterproof pens that have a brush at one end and a stamp at the other (one for your left eye and one for your right).


11. An automatic food dispenser that’ll give your dog the exact amount of food they need at the right time. It has a voice recorder and speaker built-in, so you can save a message and use it to call your pets when food is being dispensed.

12. A petite Keurig coffee maker, because using a French press takes far too much work for a sloth like you. It also doesn't take up a lot of counter space, which is essential if you have a small kitchen.

13. A non-skid turntable that'll save you from digging through your fridge or cabinet to find the right sauce or seasoning. It's called a lazy Susan for a reason, y'all.


14. An Instant Pot that'll replace a ton of your single-use gadgets and generally make your meal prepping adventures a breeze. It's great for people who love homecooked meals, but hate the process of cooking.


15. A security camera that'll hook up to your smartphone, so you always know what's happening inside and outside your house. It has two-way audio, meaning you can kindly ask your delivery person to leave your packages at your door.


16. A double-sided dishwasher magnet that'll tell you the state of what's inside, so you won't even have to exert any energy opening the door (just remember to flip it).

17. A bottle of Living Proof dry shampoo that will make your dirty hair feel clean without even stepping in the shower (because let's face it, hygiene is not our top priority ATM). It also makes for a stellar texturizing spray, if you want to add a little body to your 'do.

18. A pair of tiny Tile Slim Bluetooth stickers, if all of your things are constantly going MIA, but you don't have the energy to go looking for them. You just ring your stickers from your phone or find its GPS location with the help of the free app.


19. A set of handy toaster bags, so you can make a grilled cheese sandwich without dirtying any pans. You can also use them to heat up leftover pizza, chicken nuggets, and pretty much anything else.

20. A crewneck sweater that'll let everyone know that when it comes to sleeping, you're basically royalty.

21. A robotic vacuum that'll clean your floors for you, so you won't have to do it yourself. It's as quiet as a microwave, so it won't bug you while it sweeps up messes.

22. A set of microfibre face cloths that don't even need makeup remover to do their job — just run them under warm water and get down to business. They're the perfect solution to washing your face before bed when you really want to skip doing your skincare routine.


23. A fancy Philips Sonicare toothbrush that'll do all the work for you, so you won't even have to make a scrubbing motion. It'll also improve your gum health, whiten your teeth, and get rid of plaque.

24. A fancy fringed throw that's the perfect blanket for all your naps. People will never question your laziness when this baby is on display.


25. A four-piece set of drill brush heads that'll transform your power tools into cleaning gadgets, so you can put in less elbow grease when you clean. From gross grout lines to fingerprint-covered window panes, your built-up dirt and grime will be no match for your new high-powered cleaning tools.

26. A pair of Nike sweatpants, because it's about time to add a new style to your rotation. They have rhinestone swooshes on the hip, so they'll probably be the flashiest piece loungewear in your wardrobe.


28. A set of satin pillow cases that'll make your bed (aka your favourite place) even more comfortable. The silky material won't snag your hair like cotton, so you won't have to stress about your tresses being pulled when you toss and turn.

29. A Click and Grow indoor garden that'll help you create a super low-maintenance herb and vegetable patch inside your home, without even trying. Now you can feel like a seasoned botanist without even getting your hands dirty.


30. An angled laptop desk, so you can comfortably work in a cocoon of blankets in bed, instead of at your desk. It has built-in slots for your tablet and phone, plus a mousepad, so you'll have everything you need to get to work.

31. A quilted bath pillow that'll help you chill the heck out while you're soaking (because if you're not in your bed, you're in your tub). Unlike traditional blow-up pillows, it's packed with tiny polyester spheres, so it won't deflate on you halfway through Enya's greatest hits.

32. A pair of faux fur-lined Crocs that'll keep your feet cozy and comfortable while you hibertnate. They have the same tread as regular Crocs, so when you need to brave your icy driveway to grab your mail, you can flip them into sports mode and do your thing.

33. A pack of mess-free slow cooker liners, so you won't have to clean your entire appliance every time you make soup or stew. They're super durable and won't break, even when you're whipping up a huge batch of something.

34. A super-snuggly comforter set that's velour on one side and sherpa fleece on the other, giving you the best of both worlds. It's packed with a pillowy down alternative that won't stab you in your sleep like tiny bird feathers would.

