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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Would Be Your Prison Nemesis?

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    Piper
    Piper
    Alex
    Alex
    Nicky
    Nicky
    Stella
    Stella
    Poussey
    Poussey
    Morello
    Morello
    Big Boo
    Big Boo
    Taystee
    Taystee
    Daya
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    Daya
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    Janitorial
    Janitorial
    Electrical Shop
    Electrical Shop
    Kitchen
    Kitchen
    Laundry
    Laundry
    Library
    Library
    Commissary
    Commissary
    Sewing Factory
    Sewing Factory
    Transportation
    Transportation
    Salon
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    Salon
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    Selling drugs
    Stealing a car
    Burglary
    Tax evasion
    Stalking
    Assault
    Identity theft
    Drunk driving
    Kidnapping

Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Would Be Your Prison Nemesis?

You got: Piper

Piper is narcissistic, snobby, and thinks she is better than the inmates who don't have as much money. She covers it up by acting sweet and cute, but you see right through her.

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You got: Alex

Alex is totally sleazy. She doesn't open up to anyone, and her past as a drug dealer is super fuzzy. She even got her ex-girlfriend Piper put in jail. You know you can't trust her, and you don't like her either.

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You got: Pennsatucky

Pennsatucky literally thinks she's God's messenger. You don't like narrow-minded people like Doggett, especially if their narrow-mindedness makes them hostile and mean to other people.

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You got: Stella

Stella seems nice and welcoming at first, but you know that she really isn't. You value loyalty, which is something that Stella doesn't have.

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You got: Red

Red has a lot of influence at Litchfield, but you're not a fan of the way she wields it. Your beef goes way back, and neither you nor Red are ready to move on.

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You got: Big Boo

Big Boo has a big ego and tries to intimidate the other inmates. She is aggressive and too competitive for her good — or anyone else's. You wish she would back down for once and let the other inmates relax.

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You got: Vee

Vee is a textbook psychopath, and she scares you to death. She gains people's trust and reads and exploits their weaknesses. She is willing to sacrifice friends and family to achieve her goals.

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You got: Crazy Eyes

Suzanne's nickname is pretty accurate. She is obsessive, particularly in personal relationships, and often comes off as creepy. Simply put, you don't like people who are rash and unpredictable like Crazy Eyes.

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You got: Mendoza

Mendoza is just plain mean. She tried to starve out Red when she took control of the kitchens, and she criticizes Daya for not speaking Spanish. She is rude, nasty, and distrustful.

Mendoza
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