1. Hearing the word “what” more than Lil Jon’s voice coach.
2. Seeing this face. A lot.
3. Being told to “enunciate” your words by literally everyone.
This two year old I'm babysitting just told me to enunciate when I talk.
If you don’t speak clearly for your day 1s, what makes these randos think you’ll do it for them?
4. Getting called the wrong name all night.
5. Having your great idea credited to the person sitting next to you.
6. Eating something you definitely didn’t want at a restaurant.
7. Getting in trouble with your parents because they couldn’t hear what you said and assumed it was bad.
8. Having to say you’re sorry over and over again.
9. Getting away with saying something bad because your parents couldn’t figure out what you said.
10. Not knowing if the person you’re dating didn’t hear you say “I love you” or if they’re just not that into you.
11. Being trusted with all of your friends' secrets.
12. Preferring to talk to pets and other animals over people.
13. Feeling a certain kinship with the people who make announcements over the speakers for public transportation.
Announcement at this train station. Can't understand a word. Thought he was saying "your vitality fruit" - it was "alternative route".
You still don't understand them, but what's so bad about that? It's not like you NEEDED to know the train was going to skip your stop.
14. Just hearing the names Siri and Alexa sends shivers down your spine.
15. Knowing that no one wants to mess with a mumbler.
This old woman just paid $900 at the dentist..she grabbed a magazine off the table on the way out and mumbled "I'm takin this with me"
If they can't figure out what you're saying, how are they supposed to know what you're capable of?
16. Always sounding drunker than you actually are.
17. Not knowing the words to a song, but singing along to it anyway.
18. Having people think you’re speaking another language.
19. Being asked if you just awoke from a nap even though you've been up for hours.
20. Adding a little something to the end of your sentences so you can always say "I told you so."
You heard my "Trust me" but didn't hear "at your own risk" which i mumbled , so don't cry now n don't blame me ..
If big pharmaceutical companies can use indecipherable disclaimers, why can't you?
21. Yelling something embarrassing because the person you’re talking to couldn’t hear you.
22. Getting super frustrated when you can't comprehend what someone is saying because they're mumbling.
