WARNING: this quiz may not be suitable for those who suffer from second-hand embarrassment.
Are you ACTUALLY from Long Island or are you just another wannabe sitting in traffic on the LIE?
It's so easy even you can do it!
Let us in on your deepest, darkest fears and get a spinning piece of plastic.
Fake fans not welcome.
Forget a shirt, we're too sexy for our own good.
It's not easy being so misunderstood.