1. Why are there special shoes? Via lifestylelabels.com Is it to run after the ball? Do people do that? 2. What’s the deal with the little car? Via rmgolfcarts.com Do you need a special license? Or just some training, like a forklift? 3. Why is it called a golf club and not a golf stick? Via thelocalgolfer.com Should we change hockey stick to hockey club? 4. Can someone explain the scoring? Via juniorlinks.com Why does it use bird names? In the early years, did people use birds? Did the birds pick up the balls? 5. If I don’t learn to play, will it ruin my chances of becoming a big city businessman? Via linkedin.com Can’t they just close the deal at the office? Isn’t that the whole point of an office? 6. Why the funny pants? Via yourhoustonnews.com Is it to ward off the water hazard alligators? 7. Oh! And the water hazards. What's up with those? Via golftips.golfsmith.com Why don’t they just fill them in with all the sand that's laying around? 8. Why is everyone always so quiet? Via golfdreamnetwork.us Is the ball sensitive to noise? Hmm. The ball is probably sensitive to noise, right? 9. Why do caddies exist? Via maderasgolf.com No other sport has an assistant. Oh. NASCAR. But that feels different. There are wheels and stuff to change. Do caddies change the little car tires? 10. Can someone explain the flags? Via quinnflags.com If they put the holes closer, you wouldn't need the little car or the special shoes to reach it. Isn't that just common sense? 11. Sorry for asking again, but what’s with the pants? Via thebrianahansen.com Don't they run in the wash? Or are they dry clean only? Isn't that a hassle? 12. It’s 2014, yet we still call a handicap a handicap. Why? Via galleryhip.com Are people offended? It seems like this could offend a few people. No? 13. Is golf the only sport that has a miniature version? Via ashevilleguidebook.com I guess mini-basketball would be too easy? 14. When people watch golf on TV, they just pretend to know where the ball is, right? Via rangl.com Or do golf fans wear special glasses? Is golf in 3D? THAT’S why it’s so popular. Isn’t it?