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    14 Questions About Golf By Someone Who Doesn't Play

    Just a few simple questions. Par for the course.

    1. Why are there special shoes?

    2. What’s the deal with the little car?

    3. Why is it called a golf club and not a golf stick?

    4. Can someone explain the scoring?

    5. If I don’t learn to play, will it ruin my chances of becoming a big city businessman?

    6. Why the funny pants?

    7. Oh! And the water hazards. What's up with those?

    8. Why is everyone always so quiet?

    9. Why do caddies exist?

    10. Can someone explain the flags?

    11. Sorry for asking again, but what’s with the pants?

    12. It’s 2014, yet we still call a handicap a handicap. Why?

    13. Is golf the only sport that has a miniature version?

    14. When people watch golf on TV, they just pretend to know where the ball is, right?