1. Right off the bat, it's using a pretty boring image
2. It's a little preachy
3. It uses old cultural references
4. Its best feature doesn't even work
5. It uses the same image twice
6. This image is just too big
7. It makes some pretty dubious claims
8. It's just quackers!
9. Another repeat?!
10. It doesn't even include a final image, just text
Lazy.