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There Are More Pumpkin Spice Flavored Foods Than Ever, And I'm Genuinely Curious If You Think These 15 Are Good Or Terrible Ideas

Welcome to the season that offers way too many pumpkin spice options!

It's officially fall, which means sweaters, flannel, and all things just way too much pumpkin spice.

1. Pumpkin Spice Salmon

We've taken Pumpkin spice too far... #PumpkinSpice #why

Twitter: @lindsertorty

TBH, I just feel like fish deserves so much better.

2. Pumpkin Spice Water

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. Clear American made zero calorie pumpkin spice sparkling water. *white girl scream* 😍😥😩

Twitter: @ProfChismosa

Can't we just let water be WATER?

3. Pumpkin Spice Twinkies

It’s now Pumpkin Spice Twinkies Season! 🎃

Twitter: @bonniegrrl

Has the sanctity of Twinkies been spoiled here? Or do we dive in and bite into these golden cream cakes?

4. Pumpkin Spice Gouda

In my view, this is taking a good thing too far! But… Would you try this? #pumpkinspice

Twitter: @brianlilley

Never in this life did I think I would be capable of doing a hard pass on Gouda cheese, but here I sit, dumbfounded, befuddled, and at a loss for hunger.

5. Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs

I would totally try this Pumpkin Spice Hot Dog

Twitter: @jtdougl

Here is where I bow out because who needs a pumpkin spice stuffed hot dog? Chicago would never.

6. Pumpkin Spice Beer

Pumpkin Spice Season has reached Abbeydale HQ! 🎃 #BreweryLife #CanningDay

Twitter: @AbbeydaleBeers

Yeah, OK, considering the popularity and culture of Oktoberfest, I'd try this.

7. Pumpkin Spice Sushi

White girl sushi. Pumpkin spice strawberry sushi. 😋

Twitter: @briannaajones

Is there a place saved in hell for the person who came up with this or a sweet throne in the great beyond? I gotta say, the idea of pumpkin spice strawberry sushi makes me see the fires of hell.

8. Pumpkin Spice Meatloaf

Here's the thing ...imagine you at work check your email and you see this 🤔 8lb meatloaf coworker made for halloween...with chipotle pumpkin spice sauce in the middle ...its suppose to be a baby

Twitter: @NAY_LOVINGLIFE

OK, so if you can look at this gnarly image of a pumpkin spice meatloaf and think, Yeah, I'm down, I gotta say you are already on the right path to your latte dreams.

9. Pumpkin Spice Cup of Noodles

!!!!!HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY, @STARBUCKS!!!!! KINDA WILD WE BOTH TURNED 50 THIS YEAR!!! AND WE BOTH ARE STILL HOT!!! BTW, YOU NEVER REPLIED ABOUT THAT PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE DATE!!! 😉

Twitter: @OrigCupNoodles

Now I'm down for pumpkin soup, but DAMN.

10. Pumpkin Spice Spam

#NeverHaveIEver_ eaten pumpkin spice Spam. I don't have to try it to know it's gross. 🤢

Twitter: @gigirules7

YOWZA!

11. Pumpkin Spice Kool-Aid

Is there really Pumpkin Spice Kool Aid? This is fake right @DinosaurDracula ?

Twitter: @SludgeCentral

Literally not enough time in the world to drop all of the jokes about how Kool-Aid really drank the Kool-Aid with this one.

12. Pumpkin Spice Lobster

Pumpkin spice twinkies 🤔 #feastagram | 🔁: @junkfoodonthego

Twitter: @firstwefeast

Pumpkin spice lobster. *Shrugs.*

13. Pumpkin Pie Pringles

@watermage22 @PupCryo @AlphaFiver @Lumberpupper Pringles did make a holiday feast pack... turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, pumpkin pie, Mac and cheese, and a couple other heinous crimes against humanity

Twitter: @zyllenial

I'm not sure how mashed potato flavor works on a food item that is literally made out of potatoes?

14. Pumpkin Spice Pizza

Papa Murphy’s Keto Pizza for pay day dinner. I added cheese.

Twitter: @Lylanthia

Now my opinion is 🤢, but if you don't feel like this image is a personal affront to all pizzas, pumpkins, and humanity, then you get your win!

15. Pumpkin Spice Oatmeal With Mealworms

Tried making myself a bowl of oatmeal porridge with carrots, pumpkin spice and mealworms. I realize some people will find this gross, but as humankind moves towards more sustainable food production, we may need to get used to the idea of consuming pumpkin spice.

Twitter: @loghaD

I just... I KNOW you would never touch this. Come on now.

Here's wishing you a happy PSL season!!