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I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease
2.
Apple getting ready to press the button which fucks up every iPhone 7 and below next week.
3.
When your iPhone charger starts wearing a turtleneck you know the end is coming
4.
He died how he lived: untangling his iPhone earbuds
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The iPhone AI algorithm can solve even the most complex problems.
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I bought the new iPhone which means that I just spent a lot of money & everything in my life is still the same accept now I have no money
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"Is it long enough to reach most people's beds?" "Yes." "Perfect, make it a couple inches shorter." -Apple, creating the iPhone charger.
8.
your parents trying to Facetime https://t.co/ZQFBlYhaA5
9.
I spelled it "Fuvking" once back in 2007 and autocorrect has been making my life a living hell ever since
10.
some people can facetime me randomly, others cannot. know your role
11.
The new iPhone will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.
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does anyone else say, "thank you" to siri or is that just me
13.
iPhone: your storage is almost full me: uh ok what don't I need. I guess I'll delete all my contacts
14.
Apple: What do you want from an iPhone? Everyone: A longer power cord so it's easier to use when it's charging Apple: Got it. We'll make it so you can't charge it and use your headphones at the same time
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protip: if you tweet about hell enough, your iphone will finally give up and stop correcting it to "he'll"
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me 5 years ago (dumb): hey does anyone have an iphone charger i can borrow me now (so smart and prepared): ya i always carry six portable power banks on me and also a small generator i can crank with my hand to create power to charge my phone. baby needs its juice
17.
they should make iPhone screens out of the same glass the Kool-Aid Man is made from
18.
I either need to see a doctor or an Apple Genius because every trip to the bathroom uses 50% of my phone battery.
19.
me: “Are you serious?” Siri: “Sorry, I didn’t quite get that”
20.
Me setting Screen Time limits on my phone:
21.
say something in all caps once and your iPhone will never forget it