My papa was pretty tipsy and pretended to have a heart attack during my first communion because he wanted to get outside for a smoke. My parents got some pretty dirty looks sitting in the church pews telling him to be quiet and sit down. Later that day he passed out on the couch while…Â
One poor girl at my school was rumored to have masturbated with a hot dog that broke off inside her... And shaved off her own nipple with an electric razor
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