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Oh, funny tweets. What would we do without you?

Which Hilarious Tweet Should You Read Right Now?

"Lobster in a bucket or MIGHTY SPACE CRUSTACEAN?"  
Follow [@nevestyrof](https://twitter.com/nevesytrof) on Twitter!

Space Crustacean

"How I significantly improved my Netflix"[Follow @shutupmikeginn on Twitter!](https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn)

Dave's Netflix

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy from Twitter that told me to go fuck myself"  
Follow [@JhonRules](https://twitter.com/JhonRules) on Twitter!

That Darn Egg

"my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD"  
Follow [@halfmoonemma](https://twitter.com/halfmoonemma?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) on Twitter!

Dog Squad

"i replaced babies in these pictures with hotdogs to show america what really matters"  
Follow [@rad\_milk](https://twitter.com/rad_milk) on Twitter!

Hotdog Baby

"i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others"  
Follow [@BAKKOOONN](https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN) on Twitter!

Pensive Corgi

"I downloaded this moon phase app and the push notifications it sends are SUPER unsettling"  
Follow [@allstn](https://twitter.com/allstn) on Twitter!

It's Coming

"if anyone is having a rough day I want you to remember I ate half this cup of ice cream before realizing the truth"  
Follow [@daniel\_merry](https://twitter.com/daniel_merry) on Twitter!

Dog Cream

"SCHNEIDER JUST TRIED TO GET HIS PHONE DISGUISED AS HIS MOM LMAO"  
Follow [@j\_maziarz](https://twitter.com/j_maziarz) on Twitter!

SCHNEIDER

"Don't ask me how I managed to take this because I'm not entirely sure"  
Follow [@CakeLikeBeth](https://twitter.com/CakeLikeBeth) on Twitter!

How??

"how many babies did you send to space, bush. you fucker. how many babies are still up there"  
Follow [@BAKKOOONN](https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN) on Twitter!

Space Babies

'"What's your name, son?"
"Uhhhh..." [looks at cop's shirt pocket]'  
Follow [@ruinedpicnic](https://twitter.com/ruinedpicnic) on Twitter!

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