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When Will You Bail On This Horrible Date?

Hoo boy, this guy's a nightmare.

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    When he laid out "ground rules"
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    When the ground rules were corny garbage
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    When he mispronounced "bruschetta"
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    When he flexed his "Italian language" skills
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    When he knocked on his glass to call your server
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    When he went a little crazy with the menu substitutions (berries??!)
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    When he ordered for you
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    When he got a shot of whiskey to make sure a sit-down dinner was "lit"
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    VAPE TRICKS
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    When he sloshed the wine in his mouth all gross
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    When he started rapping "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
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    ^ Incorrectly
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    When he called him mom a bitch
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    When he took flash pictures of his food
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    When he asked YOU to take a flash picture of him with his food
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    When he didn't like dogs OR cats (?!)
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    When he low-key insinuated that he expects sex from his roommates
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    When he sad his exes are "crazy" but he's still in touch with them
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    When he looked at a funny message during dinner (and didn't tell you what it was)
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    When he folded a 20-dollar bill to resemble the 9/11 terror attacks
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    "My feminist side wants to vote for Hillary but my rational side knows she's too emotional"
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    When he...hold up...said he could be...this can't be right... twice as good as Beyoncé
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    When he checked out your server right in front of you
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    The bill

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