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Real Talk: Hobbits Are Sexier Than Elves

I'm hobbitsexual and proud.

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They are also notoriously snobby, emotionally unavailable, and have been known to monologue extensively while glowing from within.

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As far as sex appeal goes, Hobbits are all about making sure you are comfortable and taken care of. They don’t care if you have stretch marks. They love you at any size.