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How High-Strung Are You?

"Take a chill pill, br-" "NO!"

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    You've woken up annoyed for no reason.
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    You've woken up annoyed about something that happened in a dream.
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    You've woken up worrying about something that happened a loooong time ago.
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    Contrary to all advice, you've gone to sleep angry.
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    In fact, the phrase "angered myself to sleep" makes perfect sense to you.
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    You've broken an alarm clock.
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    You've broken two.
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    You've spent more time just staring at yourself in the mirror trying to determine if you're acceptable today than you spent actually getting ready.
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    You've attempted to intimidate your hair into looking good: "lie flat or else!"
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    You've ruined your appetite by thinking about something embarrassing you did ten years ago.
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    You've "accidentally" kicked the ankles of people who walk slowly in front of you.
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    You've felt bile rise in your throat at the sight of a long line.
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    You've given death glares to people who don't immediately shuffle up a space when the line moves.
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    You've vocally expressed your displeasure at non-shufflers.
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    Oh my god, you've pushed someone, haven't you?
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    It's been a long time since caffeine had any effect on you.
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    But you think you need a large cup of coffee to function anyway.
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    The phrase "take a chill pill" sends you into a completely un-ironic bout of rage.
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    You've warned people about the dangers of sneaking up on you.
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    Because you've accidentally smacked someone for tapping you on the shoulder.
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    You can never tell if your heart is racing because you're nervous or just because you're awake.
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    Your doctor has had some words with you about your blood pressure.
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    But your doctor can STUFF IT.
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    You've found fingernail marks on your palm from clenching your fists too tightly.
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    You've chewed your pens and pencils until they're unrecognizable as writing implements.
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    You've had to hold onto something to keep from lashing out at someone.
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    You've had to bite down on something to keep from lashing out.
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    You've been physically restrained by your friends, who were trying to keep you from lashing out.
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    You've been angry in a house.
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    You've been angry with a mouse.
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    You've been angry with a fox.
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    You've been angry in a box.
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    You've quietly raged when hearing the phrase "please hold."
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    You've had to perform deep-breathing exercises when hearing the "please hold" music.
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    You've considered throwing your phone in a river because crappy reception makes it impossible to talk.
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    Yikes, have y— did you really throw your phone in a river?
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    Did that make you angrier?
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    You've wanted to clock someone for telling you "please be patient."
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    And you taste metal in the back of your mouth when you hear "thank you for your patience."
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    WHAT PATIENCE I HAVE NO PATIENCE.
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    Okay. Okay. Breathe. You're cool. You're fine.
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    You've ended a friendship because your friend was always late.
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    Not because you're a jerk but because being LATE shows that your friend doesn't VALUE YOUR TIME.
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    The one time you were late, your blood pressure mounted with every extra second it took to get where you needed to go.
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    Just thinking about being late makes you mad.
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    Just thinking about a lot of things makes you mad.
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    Just....thinking....makes you mad.
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    This quiz is making you mad.
 
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