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23 Problems All Scorpios Will Understand

Sorry we're intense and sexy.

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4. You don't know what an innocent crush feels like because you jump from "mild attraction" to "I wanna do bad things with you" in two seconds flat.

7. You've had to dial down your excitement about something because no one else seems as pumped about it as you.

YES THERE IS PIZZA FOR LUNCH TODAY AND I— have completely neutral feelings on this topic. Whatever.


15. Scorpios are characterized as tempestuous balls of emotions but you're actually a very logical person.


18. There comes a point in every argument when you completely tune out, so your opponent incorrectly assumes they've "won."


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