1. Your Scorpio independence makes it really hard to ask for help when you need it.
2. You've felt the strain of pretending to be happy for someone when they succeed.
3. Some people might call you "stubborn," but you prefer "determined."
4. You don't know what an innocent crush feels like because you jump from "mild attraction" to "I wanna do bad things with you" in two seconds flat.
5. Your self-image vacillates between "I'm the best" and "I'm the worst" with almost nothing in between.
What is this "moderation" you speak of?
6. Sometimes your feelings don't make a ton of sense.
7. You've had to dial down your excitement about something because no one else seems as pumped about it as you.
YES THERE IS PIZZA FOR LUNCH TODAY AND I— have completely neutral feelings on this topic. Whatever.