3. Some people might call you “stubborn,” but you prefer “determined.”
4. You don’t know what an innocent crush feels like because you jump from “mild attraction” to “I wanna do bad things with you” in two seconds flat.
8. You have a shit list comprised of people who insulted you or pissed you off exactly once.
One strike you’re out.
14. Waiting is not your strong suit and it never will be.
15. Scorpios are characterized as tempestuous balls of emotions but you’re actually a very logical person.
Scorpios get the best of both worlds. Deal with it.
19. “Constructive” criticism means nothing to you.
So what you’re saying is you hate me. Cool, got it.
22. And of course, your birthday either gets caught up in pre-Halloween madness…
Combo birthday/Halloween parties are a given.
23. …or is roped in with Thanksgiving.
Now is the winter of your discontent.
- "I do like him. I love getting his ideas." Donald Trump says he's asked President Obama for advice on cabinet appointments
- Passenger plane carrying 48 people crashes in Pakistan, was en route to Islamabad. Rescue efforts underway.
- Fake news fools most Americans who read it — and Facebook is a major source, a BuzzFeed News survey has found 📰❌
- An adorable 3-year-old boy proudly covered his kitchen with carrots in the greatest carrot heist of all time 😂👏