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How To Buy Your Perfect Pair Of Jeans

The process of finding a good pair of jeans is torture. That's not an overstatement. It's just a cold hard fact. But if you learn from your mistakes and pick up a few tricks on the way, you can find the perfect pair of jeans without the struggle.

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To successfully endure trying on jeans in a private, timely matter: find the pair that interests you, grab twenty different sizes, and then find another pair and grab twenty different sizes of that.

Put a Patch on it

So you found the perfect jeans. You're legs are lookin' tight and you're ass is lookin' wtf is written on my ass? Does that say "Naughty"? Don't freak out it's fine. There's a simple solution.

Now you're the only one with this pair of jeans ;) How chic of you.

Learn How to Rock the "Douche" Look


Holy crap these jeans make you look dooooope! But they're $200 and they're like already ripped up...Take a breath, and just rock the pre-ripped jean douche bag look. Learn to love it. This is your life now.

Know you're Measurements


You say you're a 29, but the clerk measures you at a 27. Trust him, he's the clerk and he just measured you. FALSE. DO NOT TRUST HIM. In fact, do not trust anyone. You have been doing this for years now. Take the 29 and run.

They'll probably stretch out in the meantime. Or not whatever.



If and when you find the golden pair that fits perfectly without adjustment, buy ten pairs and keep buying them for the rest of your life. If that company's stock goes down, buy it out. If you can't afford that, create a fundraiser, collect donations, save the company - and save yourself from jean shopping for the rest of your days.

It's easier this way. Trust me.

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