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How You React To These Messages Will Show What Kind Of Online Dater You Are

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  1. 1. What do you think of this opening message?

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    It would help if he could spell Slytherin correctly
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    Harry Potter sex puns? Game on!
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    I want to show him the Gryffin-door
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    I actually find this kind of funny
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    I want to kick this man in the balls
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    I hope he has a big snake ;)
  2. 2. What's your reaction to this message?

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    Well, I laughed
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    I need to know whether this is real or not
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    I want to troll the fuck out of this guy
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    This is awful, but I'm kinda interested
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    This guy's getting blocked
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    I want to chop this guy's dick off
  3. 3. Does this get you interested?

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    I want to bang this guy already
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    I'll talk, but he better not turn out to be a fuckboy
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    Hahaha. I'd tell him something equally "badass" I did last night
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    That's kinda funny – but I'm not letting him know that
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    I'd ask if his mum has grounded him now
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    This guy is The One
  4. 4. What would you respond to this?

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    "Of course I have pet insurance, I am a responsible pet owner."
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    "No, why?"
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    "You're going to tell me why I need it, aren't you?"
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    "No, but I have a great pussy."
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    "Do you have life insurance?"
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    *Block*
  5. 5. How's this opener?

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    FFS, it's actually quite funny
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    I would definitely flirt back
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    I'm good, thanks
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    Sorry babe, angels don't fuck schmucks like you
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    I would like to drop this guy from heaven and watch him land on a big rock
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    I mean, if he's hot...
  6. 6. What about this one?

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    This guy is getting told to fuck off, and then he's getting blocked
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    I'd tell him that, just by chance, I'm doing my thesis on fuckboys, and that he'd be a perfect subject
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    He ~might~ be being serious, but it's still not happening
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    I'd play along for a bit for fun, but obviously he's not getting that picture
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    I'd make the inside of my elbow look like boobs and send him a photo of that
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    Why the fuck not – as long as he sends something back
  7. 7. Does this do it for you?

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    OK this actually sounds incredible
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    I'd tell her I'm game – as long as she's cooking
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    I'll just have the Easy Mac, thanks
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    This person might be my soul mate
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    I'd tell her to make me pasta first, then we'll see about the rest
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    Why the fuck would you ruin perfectly good pasta like that?
  8. 8. What's your reaction?

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    God dammit
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    I'll rip his nuts off if he's not careful
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    Fair, he got me, but I'm going to get him back
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    I would never have fallen for this
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    I'd ask him if he has an Updog account
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    I don't get it?
  9. 9. And finally, what would you reply to this?

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    "Shut Up" – The Black Eyed Peas
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    "Hero" – Enrique Iglesias
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    "Single Ladies" – Beyoncé
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    "S&M" – Rihanna
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    "Love Is An Open Door" – Frozen
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    "I Don't Fuck With You" – Big Sean

 
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