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How You React To These Messages Will Show What Kind Of Online Dater You Are

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  1. 1. What do you think of this opening message?

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    It would help if he could spell Slytherin correctly
    Harry Potter sex puns? Game on!
    I want to show him the Gryffin-door
    I actually find this kind of funny
    I want to kick this man in the balls
    I hope he has a big snake ;)
  2. 2. What's your reaction to this message?

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    Well, I laughed
    I need to know whether this is real or not
    I want to troll the fuck out of this guy
    This is awful, but I'm kinda interested
    This guy's getting blocked
    I want to chop this guy's dick off
  3. 3. Does this get you interested?

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    I want to bang this guy already
    I'll talk, but he better not turn out to be a fuckboy
    Hahaha. I'd tell him something equally "badass" I did last night
    That's kinda funny – but I'm not letting him know that
    I'd ask if his mum has grounded him now
    This guy is The One
  4. 4. What would you respond to this?

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    "Of course I have pet insurance, I am a responsible pet owner."
    "No, why?"
    "You're going to tell me why I need it, aren't you?"
    "No, but I have a great pussy."
    "Do you have life insurance?"
    *Block*
  5. 5. How's this opener?

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    FFS, it's actually quite funny
    I would definitely flirt back
    I'm good, thanks
    Sorry babe, angels don't fuck schmucks like you
    I would like to drop this guy from heaven and watch him land on a big rock
    I mean, if he's hot...
  6. 6. What about this one?

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    This guy is getting told to fuck off, and then he's getting blocked
    I'd tell him that, just by chance, I'm doing my thesis on fuckboys, and that he'd be a perfect subject
    He ~might~ be being serious, but it's still not happening
    I'd play along for a bit for fun, but obviously he's not getting that picture
    I'd make the inside of my elbow look like boobs and send him a photo of that
    Why the fuck not – as long as he sends something back
  7. 7. Does this do it for you?

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    OK this actually sounds incredible
    I'd tell her I'm game – as long as she's cooking
    I'll just have the Easy Mac, thanks
    This person might be my soul mate
    I'd tell her to make me pasta first, then we'll see about the rest
    Why the fuck would you ruin perfectly good pasta like that?
  8. 8. What's your reaction?

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    God dammit
    I'll rip his nuts off if he's not careful
    Fair, he got me, but I'm going to get him back
    I would never have fallen for this
    I'd ask him if he has an Updog account
    I don't get it?
  9. 9. And finally, what would you reply to this?

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    "Shut Up" – The Black Eyed Peas
    "Hero" – Enrique Iglesias
    "Single Ladies" – Beyoncé
    "S&M" – Rihanna
    "Love Is An Open Door" – Frozen
    "I Don't Fuck With You" – Big Sean

How You React To These Messages Will Show What Kind Of Online Dater You Are

You got: The Super-Flirty Dater

You find online dating pretty fun and enjoy having a flirty, cheeky back-and-forth with someone. You don't mind puns and cheesy lines, as it means you get to come back with better ones of your own, and if you like someone and the talk gets a little frisky, then you're down with that too.

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You got: The Thirsty AF Dater

You can't deny it, you are one thirsty motherfucker. You know what online dating is all about and you don't mind playing the game. This doesn't mean you'll put up with shit behaviour though – you'll definitely shut down anyone who crosses the line, but for the most part you enjoy turning online chats into real life dates and seeing where things go.

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You got: The Hard to Get Dater

You don't give much away and like to make people work to win your approval. You're definitely not easily impressed and have very high standards when it comes to people you're willing to go out with. You hate wasting time on idiots, which means you'd rather just block someone than have to deal with their rubbish.

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You got: The Optimistic Dater

You're an optimistic dater, and you're willing to give people a few chances to make sure you're not missing out on someone who might be the one. You don't mind the odd cheesy chat-up line – dating's hard, so it's better to say something than nothing at all.

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You got: The Sassy AF Dater

You're the quick-witted, sassy type of dater. You're not a fan of cheesy opening lines and you're ~definitely~ not going to stand for unsolicited pics or creepiness, and you like to shut these people down in the best way possible – by making them realise they got beat.

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You got: The Takes No Shit Dater

You've seen it all before, and you're tired of dealing with people's shit. Anyone who immediately mentions sex or makes a shit faux-flirty joke is getting shut the fuck down – you don't have time to waste on these idiots.

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