The Real Babies Of Hollywood

A baby is basically a human, but smaller and always drunk.

We filmed a herd of babies at The World's Biggest Baby Portrait. Here's how all of the drama went down!

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Babies gathered with their mothers in tow at 2015's World's Biggest Baby Portrait.

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Here is a baby being fed lemons by his mother.

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"WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE, MOM."

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"Is this the photo shoot? Is this what you wanted?"

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"Oh, it hasn't even started yet? ...."

This baby is trying to connect with another baby.

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But he felt the relationship was moving too fast and now she is alone. :(

This is when she discovered that all Disney movies ARE LIES.

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This baby found a friend to cry with!

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We can only imagine that the mother is just out of frame, smiling away.

A woman fawns over the babies and takes their picture.

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The babies seem to have no say in any of this.

"CHEEEEEESE!"

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Oh, a couple of them didn't hear the "cheese!" I guess.

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I think y'all might have to retake the picture.

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Hey! Wait a minute...I'm starting to think this portrait wasn't actually for the babies at all.

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And now, since it's become clear that this event was not actually put on for the babies, here is a gif of a baby falling.

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You're welcome, you monsters!