Buzz·Posted on Nov 20, 201413 Charts That Perfectly Describe Living In FloridaThat's not a dog; that's a mosquito.by Alex AlvarezBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Seasons And by "not rainy," I mean "slightly less rainy." 2. "Florida Man" jokes Via mountaindew.wikia.com "Did you hear about the guy who rode a gator into a combination Taco Bell/Pizza Hut?" Yes. Seven times today. 3. Humidity The more you try, the harder nature laughs. 4. Death Via galleryhip.com / bestfloridashutters.com / blogger.com / diamondpet.rs Florida is the Australia of the United States. 5. Farm Stores Powdered donuts 4ever. 6. Manatees Via muzzlesthemanatee.com Manatees are made of love. 7. Flip-flops Via everythingexclusivemag.com / softicons.com / fancyicons.com Hmm. Should I wear my flip-flops... or my flip-flops? 8. Disney World Via pixgood.com It's a tipsy world after all. 9. Publix pixgood.com See also: FREE COOKIES. 10. Miami But, like. Literally. 11. Lizards Via officialpsds.com / asapwildlifecontrol.com They're watching you. 12. The Conch Republic Via venturetrek.com NSFW 13. Home Home is where the heart is. Because that's where Publix is.