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    Jan 10, 2015

    9 Charts That Perfectly Describe Being Pale

    Where is my hat...

    1. Time of year + amount of sunscreen required:

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    Swim in it.

    2. Number of people who can wear "nude" stockings:

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    Sucks if you're any shade lighter or darker than beige.

    3. Opinions that matter:

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    The sun will find us; don't worry about it.

    4. Skin color vs ability to find foundation:

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    The default foundation color seems to be "orange-esque."

    5. Hats needed:

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    May the sun's searing rays never touch your nose.

    6. Regarding selfies:

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    The sun is SHINING OFF MY FACE.

    7. Emotion versus blushitude:

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    Woe to the pale and ~thirsty.~

    8. Action vs. Chance of acquiring nasty bruise:

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    9. Learning to love the skin you're in:

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    We all have bouts of self-doubt and worrying about the way we look. It's natural. But, don't worry too much about it. You're perfect as you are.

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