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9 Charts That Perfectly Describe Being Pale

Where is my hat...

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1. Time of year + amount of sunscreen required:

Swim in it.
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Swim in it.

2. Number of people who can wear "nude" stockings:

Sucks if you're any shade lighter or darker than beige.
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Sucks if you're any shade lighter or darker than beige.

3. Opinions that matter:

The sun will find us; don't worry about it.
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The sun will find us; don't worry about it.

4. Skin color vs ability to find foundation:

The default foundation color seems to be "orange-esque."
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The default foundation color seems to be "orange-esque."

5. Hats needed:

May the sun's searing rays never touch your nose.
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May the sun's searing rays never touch your nose.

6. Regarding selfies:

The sun is SHINING OFF MY FACE.
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The sun is SHINING OFF MY FACE.

7. Emotion versus blushitude:

Woe to the pale and ~thirsty.~
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Woe to the pale and ~thirsty.~

8. Action vs. Chance of acquiring nasty bruise:

:-/
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:-/

9. Learning to love the skin you're in:

We all have bouts of self-doubt and worrying about the way we look. It's natural. But, don't worry too much about it. You're perfect as you are.
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We all have bouts of self-doubt and worrying about the way we look. It's natural. But, don't worry too much about it. You're perfect as you are.

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