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    15 Emojis "Portlandia" Fans Need Right Away

    Locally-sourced, artisan-crafted emoji, just for you.

    1. Toni and Candace, the feminist bookstore owners

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    When To Use It: When drinking capachuchuchuchu tea, or whenever someone points and you see a penis.

    2. A O River!

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    When To Use It: When you're out rafting and need a signal.

    3. The Dream of the '90s

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    When To Use It: When you're a young person ready to retire.

    4. Colin the Happy Chicken

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    When To Use It: When only the happiest chicken from the finest home will do.

    5. Binge Watchers

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    When To Use It: When you need to watch just ONE MORE EPISODE.

    6. Peter and Nance's Bread and Breakfast

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    When To Use It: When you're preparing for a soft opening.

    7. Alien Durian

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    When To Use It: When the oddly-glowing fruit you picked up at the co-op rearranges your bookshelves by color.

    8. CACAO!

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    When To Use It: When you're really not in the mood.

    9. Bicycle Rights

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    When To Use It: When you've had ENOUGH of CARS, MAN!

    10. Put A Bird On It

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    When To Use It: When you want to spruce things up in your charming boutique!

    11. The Brunch Guardian

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    When To Use It: When someone tries to cut the brunch line.

    12. Coffee Land!

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    When To Use It: When you're visiting Portlandia on vacation and are astounded by its array of coffee sizes.

    13. The Mayor

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    When To Use It: When you're playing in a reggae band or figuring out how printers work.

    14. We Can Pickle That

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    When To Use It: When you're feeling extra optimistic about your pickling game.

    15. IT'S OVER

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    When To Use It: When you're DONE because it's OVER.

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