1.
Your mom was a big fan of reminding you that she wasn't running a restaurant:
2.
You gained roughly 172 pounds at every meal:
3.
Frog butts could do wonders when you were in pain:
4.
Your parents were all about that stealth terror:
5.
You know there's nothing more fabulous than the scent of Fabuloso:
6.
Committing to a quinces meant having no life for months:
7.
You know that the answer is "C:"
8.
A small family gathering generally lasted 48 hours:
9.
Privacy was a nice idea you read about in story books:
10.
You grew up with so many "teachable moments":
11.
You wondered wtf these dolls were silently plotting:
12.
YOU NEVER KNEW WHERE THE BUTTER WAS:
13.
You basically had your ears pierced and your umbilical cord cut at the same time:
14.
You feared La Chancla:
15.
You found yourself having to explain different terms over and over:
16.
Doesn't matter where your family is from, your surrogate abuelo was a Chilean man in a suit:
17.
Being late means being on time:
18.
In fact, time was an illusion:
19.
Nicknames were the norm, and everyone had at least three:
20.
Even if you don't speak Spanish, you're fluent in Spanish:
21.
And you know that whatever Sprite couldn't heal...
22.
...Could be cured with "Vaporu."
23.
You were very invested in the lives of singing high schoolers with perfect hair:
24.
You know that babies and old ladies are meant to smell like talco and violetas:
25.
Cleaning music and party music were one and the same:
26.
Your Oprah was named Cristina and her bangs were always on point:
27.
Finally, you feel this on a spiritual level and don't even know why: