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17 Sexy Gifts For Jeff Goldblum Lovers

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1. Jeff Goldblum Print - $23.00

Class up your place with this stunning print of Jurassic Park-era Jeff Goldblum's perfect face.
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Class up your place with this stunning print of Jurassic Park-era Jeff Goldblum's perfect face.

2. Sexy Jeff Tee - $55.00

Clashist features a lot of pop culture-inspired goodness, the sexiest of which is this Jeff Goldblum print T-shirt.
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Clashist features a lot of pop culture-inspired goodness, the sexiest of which is this Jeff Goldblum print T-shirt.

3. Jeff Goldblum & the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra - $24.45

Jeff Goldblum isn't just an actor; he's also an accomplished musical artist, as this very lovely print clearly demonstrates.
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Jeff Goldblum isn't just an actor; he's also an accomplished musical artist, as this very lovely print clearly demonstrates.

4. Jeff Goldblum Earrings - $9.00

Wear this stud as studs.
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Wear this stud as studs.

5. Jeff Goldblum Pillowcase - $14.99

Cuddle up to a be-scarfed Jeff every night.
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Cuddle up to a be-scarfed Jeff every night.

6. Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt - $25.00

A delightfully strange and ~sensual~ addition to your wardrobe.
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A delightfully strange and ~sensual~ addition to your wardrobe.

7. Emo Jeff iPhone Case - $25.00

You know how you've always wanted a pastel Jeff Goldblum with piercings and tattoos on your phone? Your dream is now a reality.
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You know how you've always wanted a pastel Jeff Goldblum with piercings and tattoos on your phone? Your dream is now a reality.

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A fantastic episode of a fantastic series, featuring Jeff Goldblum in the role of the Big Bad Wolf. You can also buy it on VHS, if you're so inclined.

9. Jeff Goldblum Tote - $35.00

Carry all your Jeff Goldblum fan art around in this beautiful Jeff Goldblum tote bag.
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Carry all your Jeff Goldblum fan art around in this beautiful Jeff Goldblum tote bag.

10. Jeff Goldblum Sweatshirt - $40.00

That font choice, tho! If you're more of the minimalist sort, show your love and appreciate for all things Goldblum with this snazzy, low-key sweatshirt.
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That font choice, tho! If you're more of the minimalist sort, show your love and appreciate for all things Goldblum with this snazzy, low-key sweatshirt.

11. Brundlefly BMX Print - $25.00

Let's say you're specifically looking for a cool item featuring Jeff Goldblum AS a horrific human-fly hybrid. On a bike. Well, then this glorious print is just for you.
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Let's say you're specifically looking for a cool item featuring Jeff Goldblum AS a horrific human-fly hybrid. On a bike. Well, then this glorious print is just for you.

12. Chaos Kids T-Shirt - $21.99

Because kids can also appreciate chaos theory and the wisdom of Dr. Ian Malcolm.
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Because kids can also appreciate chaos theory and the wisdom of Dr. Ian Malcolm.

13. Jurassic Park Typography Print - Varies

Jurassic Park stars Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neill pose seductively with one of Dr. Malcolm's many wise and beloved lines: "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
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Jurassic Park stars Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neill pose seductively with one of Dr. Malcolm's many wise and beloved lines: "When you gotta go, you gotta go."

14. Jeff Goldblum Necklace - $20.00

Keep Jeff Goldblum close to your heart with this stunning cameo necklace.
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Keep Jeff Goldblum close to your heart with this stunning cameo necklace.

15. Dreamy Jeff Goldblum Button - $1.50

Wear your heart on your sleeve (or your backpack or jacket) with this dreamy pin of a dreamy man doing a dreaming move.
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Wear your heart on your sleeve (or your backpack or jacket) with this dreamy pin of a dreamy man doing a dreaming move.

16. Blank Jeff Goldblum Love Card - $4.12

Write a sexy love note to your bb on this seductive card -- but only if you don't think they'll be too intimidated by Jeff.
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Write a sexy love note to your bb on this seductive card -- but only if you don't think they'll be too intimidated by Jeff.

17. "The Birth Of Goldblum" Print Trio - $40.00

This is the most beautiful thing your or I have ever seen. God damn.
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This is the most beautiful thing your or I have ever seen. God damn.

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