1. When you're feeling a little (red and white and) blue:
2. When you decide to fully embrace the tropigoth lifestyle:
4. When you prefer something ~subtle~:
TUK Womens Black Splatter Stud Punk Rockabilly Double Sole Suede Creepers - $234.95
5. When you're clearly the best:
6. When you're the minimalist type of maximalist:
8. When you need an everyday shoe for your everyday ass-kicking sessions:
Platform Ankle Boots - $39.99
9. When you want to walk among the clouds:
10. When you're out of this world:
11. When you want to look all sweet 'n shit:
13. When you're a cosmic princess:
14. When you're all about a statement heel:
15. When you know just any boot isn't gonna cut it:
Trash & Vaudeville Jeffrey Campbell Freeze Dry Bootie - $88.00
16. When you wear your heart on your sleeve and/or feet:
17. When you fight evil by moonlight and win love by daylight:
18. When you're creepy, but cute about it:
19. And last but not least, the perfect shoe when you're ready for that jelly (sorry):
