1. This mierda literally plaguing Miami beaches.
2. This happening when you're in THAT spot.
3. When your street turns into a canal.
4. Trying to park near the Beach.
5. Trading in your winter croqueta body for your summer croqueta body
6. Spending 172 hours on your hair, only to have the Miami humidity give you a free makeover.
7. Walking into any place of business and immediately freezing.
OK, it's 94 degrees outside, but that doesn't mean it has to be MINUS 94 INSIDE.