1. A good way to keep your family out of your room is to make it too messy for them to physically enter.
2. Why go though the trouble of hunting through drawers when you have THE CHAIR? So much easier.
3. Neat people think being messy makes it harder to move around, but we know messes are conveniently portable.
4. And, often enough, what looks like chaos to others is actually a controlled mess. You know where everything is! And it's all right within your grasp!
5. ...And, if you DID clean it up, you'd have more trouble finding everything.
6. We know there are certain foods you cannot eat "neatly." It detracts from the experience!
7. Sometimes you forgot something in your mess, then find it later and it feels like a present!
8. People try to master "messy" hairstyles with tutorials, but you achieve them just by rolling out of bed.
9. Plus, think of all the time saved by NOT cleaning!
10. A messy car? Nah. A convenient closet on wheels.
11. Need an outfit? There are 14 literally at the foot of the bed! Boom!
12. And some people pay big money to have the "messy chic" décor that YOU achieve for free!
13. Ditto your outfits.
14. Being messy means you don't stress the little details. You tend to focus on the big picture!
15. And not to get all ~deep~ about it, but messiness can be beautiful! Perfection is overrated.
16. Also, some say messiness and creativity are tightly linked and, well. We'll choose to believe that.
