1. Here's a chart describing how the road to lateness is paved with good intentions:
2. And this explains why, exactly, you showed up so late:
3. This highlights the delicate balance of fashionable lateness:
4. This explains why arriving on time is actually The Literal Worst:
5. This explains that... Well. That lies happen.
6. This explains why setting an alarm won't help much:
7. And, finally, this explains that even perpetually late people have PRIORITIES:
