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7 Charts To Explain Always Being Late

"I'm on my way..."

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1. Here's a chart describing how the road to lateness is paved with good intentions:

Oops.
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Oops.

2. And this explains why, exactly, you showed up so late:

Poop happens.
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Poop happens.

3. This highlights the delicate balance of fashionable lateness:

Fashion isn't easy.
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Fashion isn't easy.

4. This explains why arriving on time is actually The Literal Worst:

😩 📱
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😩 📱

5. This explains that... Well. That lies happen.

"I'm on my way." = "I'm playing Candy Crush in the bathroom."
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"I'm on my way." = "I'm playing Candy Crush in the bathroom."

6. This explains why setting an alarm won't help much:

It just works to delay lateness, tbh.
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It just works to delay lateness, tbh.

7. And, finally, this explains that even perpetually late people have PRIORITIES:

It's true.
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It's true.

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