1. That time he was coming right for you, all slinky and sauntery-like.
2. That time he purred.
3. That time his wig touched the heavens while he played piano in a hot tub.
4. That time he came up with lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme.
5. That time he realized what we've all known for so long.
6. That time he blew a kiss while dressed in blue, because he is on point and thematic like that.
7. That time he looked so thoughtful and serious and his hair was really tall.
8. That time he refused to believe you weren't a thirsty mess right now.
9. That time he sgwghgirghfijdgrgij.
OK, stop. Pause. Reflect.
All right. Let's continue.
10. That time he puffed on a cigar and it was almost too much to take.
11. The time he laughed thinking about how much better he looks in glasses and a mustard tie than anyone else.
12. That time he wore a necklace from the PacSun clearance rack and we weren't even mad.
13. That time he gave us the most iconic line delivery in cinematic history.
(Wait for it...)
14. YAAASS IT DOES.
15. That time you wondered whether Laura Dern ever washed that hand again.
16. That time you wanted to answer his question.
17. That time he taught you how to pronounce his name, kind of.
He's got a point.