The Domino’s Pizza Tracker, for those who are somehow unfamiliar, allows you to track every stage of your pizza’s preparation and delivery.
It is, perhaps, the invention that has best defined the human race. And it inspires many thoughts as you wait for your pizza.
5. “I’m sorry. There’s a METAL theme?!”
I hope I can learn how to wield all this power in a responsible manner.
9. “Get the #%&$ out of here. The Pizza Tracker is interactive?”
This little baker dude does stuff when I press on him. He does my bidding.
Am… am I a god?
10. “Mmmm. Pizza power.”
Pizza and power. Power and pizza.
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