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    21 Thoughts You Have Using Domino’s Pizza Tracker

    Have you ever whispered "I love you" to your screen?

    The Domino's Pizza Tracker, for those who are somehow unfamiliar, allows you to track every stage of your pizza's preparation and delivery.

    1. "My order has been placed and I am the Lord of online pizza summoning."

    2. "They are prepping the pizza to my exact specifications. Does my power know no limit?"

    3. "Hold up. I can customize the Pizza Tracker?"

    4. "Wait. There's a ROMANCE theme?"

    5. "I'm sorry. There's a METAL theme?!"

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    I hope I can learn how to wield all this power in a responsible manner.

    6. "My pizza is finally baking. It's gone from a mere concept to a physical reality."

    7. "Oh, look, I can see who's making my pizza."

    ...Rof? Thank you making my pizza, Rof.

    8. "I'm going to leave my pizza maker an encouraging comment."

    9. "Get the #%&$ out of here. The Pizza Tracker is interactive?"

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    This little baker dude does stuff when I press on him. He does my bidding.

    Am... am I a god?

    10. "Mmmm. Pizza power."

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    Pizza and power. Power and pizza.

    11. "This is taking a while."

    12. "Am I seriously going to eat this entire pizza."

    13. "Do you think ranch dressing goes with pizza."

    14. "Oh, they're doing a quality check! And boxing it! Finally!"

    15. "Still doing a quality check!"

    16. "Seriously, how long does it take to check a pizza."

    17. "Out for delivery!"

    18. "PIZZA."

    19. "I should put some pants on."

    20. "I wonder what Rof is thinking about right now."

    21. "PIZZA'S HERE."

    P I Z Z A.

    Thank you, Domino's Pizza Tracker.