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Which Fucking Weird Erotic Novel Best Describes Your Love Life?
You see things differently from everyone else, and are also given to screaming your opinions wildly during sex. Go you!
Your love life is COMPLICATED and includes LEVELS, man, and usually involves ONLY YOU.
You have a very full love life. It's a veritable whirlwind of love, passion, and dino ass.
You appreciate the finer things in life, even if it take you some time to learn that the finest thing is YOU. You're no mere side dish, bb. You're the main course. ;)
Your love life is passionate, heated, and always ready to write a lengthy diatribe about its opinions before conducting adequate research. Ohhhh BABY!
(...Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn.) Whoa! Your love life includes some issues you need to work through in order to find your true, unicorny bliss. Go forth.