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Which Fucking Weird Erotic Novel Best Describes Your Love Life?

Pounded in the heart by Chuck Tingle's erotic e-books.

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  1. Select some sexy underoos:

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  2. Pick a HOT inanimate object:

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    Pinwheel ;)
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    Laptop ;)
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    Book ;)
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    Thermos ;)
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    Canned veg ;)
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    Umbrella ;)
  3. Choose a safe word:

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    "Pork."
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    "Creamed corn."
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    "Fossilized guano."
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    "Buttstuff."
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    "Viral content."
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    "Internet outrage."
 
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