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Which Fucking Weird Erotic Novel Best Describes Your Love Life?

Pounded in the heart by Chuck Tingle's erotic e-books.

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  1. Select some sexy underoos:

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    Via Thinkstock
  2. Pick a HOT inanimate object:

    Pinwheel ;)
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    Pinwheel ;)
    Via Thinkstock
    Laptop ;)
    Laptop ;)
    Book ;)
    Book ;)
    Thermos ;)
    Thermos ;)
    Canned veg ;)
    Canned veg ;)
    Umbrella ;)
    Umbrella ;)
  3. Choose a safe word:

    "Pork."
    "Creamed corn."
    "Fossilized guano."
    "Buttstuff."
    "Viral content."
    "Internet outrage."

Which Fucking Weird Erotic Novel Best Describes Your Love Life?

You got: Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress

You see things differently from everyone else, and are also given to screaming your opinions wildly during sex. Go you!

Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress
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You got: Pounded In The Butt By My Book...

Your love life is COMPLICATED and includes LEVELS, man, and usually involves ONLY YOU.

Pounded In The Butt By My Book...
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You got: Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

You have a very full love life. It's a veritable whirlwind of love, passion, and dino ass.

Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass
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You got: Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn

You appreciate the finer things in life, even if it take you some time to learn that the finest thing is YOU. You're no mere side dish, bb. You're the main course. ;)

Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn
amazon.com
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You got: Oppressed In The Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

Your love life is passionate, heated, and always ready to write a lengthy diatribe about its opinions before conducting adequate research. Ohhhh BABY!

Oppressed In The Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups
amazon.com
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You got: Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness

(...Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn.) Whoa! Your love life includes some issues you need to work through in order to find your true, unicorny bliss. Go forth.

Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness
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