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*Converses with you in total silence.*
I mean. Unless we are.
Things like "hi" and "what's up."
*Considers talking about favorite TV show*
*Considers talking about favorite TV show a little more*
*Doesn't talk about favorite TV show*
There is no sadder sound than that of a joke dying in the middle of a crowd.
If we had a nickel for every time we've heard "when I first met you, I thought you were just stuck up," we could buy a small country.
This is hell. This is what hell is. Hell is this.
Scrollers gonna scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll.
Forgive us!
***WHAT AM I EVEN DOING???***
A vicious, vicious cycle.
We WANT to talk to you. But instead we'll look at our feet a whole bunch.
It's like our brains and our hearts are in constant battle.
Our signature flirting move is "stare intensely, then quickly look away." Works exactly zero percent of the time.
YES!
PLEASE DON'T THINK WE'RE BORING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
Scream-yelling "Eye of the Tiger" into a mirror helps a bit.
But NOPE.
Only now they're judging with their junk out. HOW IS THAT BETTER.
Unless the dentist wants to make small talk...
It's tough to share them with people you're not comfortable with.
Some shy people are great performers, or maybe do well with large groups and not small ones. Different comfort zones.
So perplexed by your skills, tbh.