1.
When you're ready for lunch but it's only 10:37 a.m.
2.
When you finally get the wings of your eyeliner even.
3.
When you're reading the opinions of online strangers.
4.
When you fart in public and get away with it.
5.
When you're forced to take your younger cousins to a concert for a band you've never heard of.
6.
When you see a picture of a baby sloth and it's so cute it makes you kind of angry.
7.
When no one can tell your nail polish is actually whiteout.
8.
When someone super hot is tying their shoelaces in front of you.
9.
When you're subtly trying to tell someone at a party that you're done playing with the host's dog and are ready to leave.
10.
When you look in the fridge and realize Drunk You saved Sober You a slice of pizza for the morning.
11.
When you find an onion ring in your french fries.
12.
When you take that first sip of Diet Coke.
13.
When you see your crush at the office Christmas party.
14.
When you're trying to ask someone to pass the remote but you forget the name for it.
15.
When you fall asleep in class and the teacher calls on you.
16.
When someone not cute declares you "twinsies."
17.
When Cheryl jams the printer for the 37th goddamn time and you're left to try and fix it.
18.
When the person whose account you're "borrowing" changes their Netflix password.
19.
When you look in the mirror and realize you're Lorde.
