10 Graphs That Perfectly Describe Dog Owners

Woof.

1. How we find our joy:

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Dogs > Most* humans

*OK, all humans

2. How we sleep:

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...Or don't sleep, as the case may be.

3. What we think about when we stare at the clock:

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T-5 hours and 17 minutes until dog o'clock

4. Why we're free to be ourselves around our dogs:

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Also, they never ask to share the remote.

5. What makes us anxious:

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IF THIS GOES WRONG, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

6. How we FEEL:

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LEAVE CUJO ALONE.

7. What's on our minds right now:

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We both disregard the 5 second rule, too.

8. How we differ from our pets:

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For most dogs, a car ride is more like an adventure (as long as it's not to the vet).

9. How we spend most of our time:

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#DogsOfInstagram

10. And finally, poochie boo boo baby-bloop:

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*squeals*