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21 Secrets All Extremely Pale Girls Have

Beyond the pale.

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2. Most of us, pale and otherwise, know too well that makeup companies have no idea that "nude" is not a color.

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Raise your hand if, regardless of skin color, you've ever felt personally victimized by "nude" foundation.


6. The reason we look like blinding white ghosts in photographs is because we are actually dead.



9. Some of us are being very honest when we tell you that we don't tan, we burn.

Also, not everyone wants a tan. Some of us are perfectly content with our complexions.


13. We don't understand the thrill of people placing their arms against ours to see JUST how pale we are.

14. We understand that EXTREMELY VIVID bruises are just a fact of life.

Now we're every color of the rainbow.