16 Confessions Of People Who Are Always Late
Be there in five. Hundred. Years.
First off, we have to let you know that we DO TRY to be on time. But stuff ALWAYS happens!
Although, true, sometimes we're purposefully late. As a COURTESY!
And let's be honest: We all know there's no such thing as "fashionably early."
... And sometimes we're late to avoid awkwardness.
Plus, we must confess that being late is the best way to avoid ever being stood up.
We hate to admit it, but being late is also a good strategy in case something comes up.
... Like something better, for instance.
And, yes, we're late because we're watching Netflix.
Then again, being late can also mean we put a lot of effort into getting ready.
We'll let you vent about our lateness, but like, we all know it doesn't make a difference.
Setting an alarm is not going to make a difference.
Sometimes we wonder whether our lateness is ACTUALLY just chronic unluckiness.
We have a sneaking suspicion that nothing in the world ever actually starts on time anyway.
If you tell us to meet at "sixish," there is no way for us to tell whether you mean 6:00 on the dot or, like, 8:32. So we'll pick the later one.
Sometimes we truly believe that we will be there on time, because time is magic.
And honestly, we just have way more important things to stress out about besides being on time!
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