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    15 Little Annoyances All Couples Want Resolved

    "Can I have a bite?"

    All couples have wishes we'd wish would come true...

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    1. We wish we could have a special button that launches people into space whenever they fart in the car or under the covers.

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    WE'VE BEEN EATING THE SAME MEALS. WHY IS YOUR BODY TURNING IT INTO POISON GARBAGE.

    2. We wish more time could be spent people watchin' and people judgin' as a couple.

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    ABC

    Judging you is a team effort.

    3. We wish there was some way of sharing a bed without turning into a sweaty, achy, tangled mess by morning.

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    Cold feet + sweaty arms + you're LAYING ON MY HAIR.

    4. We wish people would stop talking about our reproductive plans.

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    Ten kids, no kids, adopted kids, a kid that is actually just a spoiled dog... Whatever couples choose, it's the couple's business.

    5. We wish we could tell whether "how do I look?" needs an honest answer.

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    You look...like... someone I love? Who is perfect? But who shouldn't be wearing those jeans.

    6. We wish everyone involved could just be HONEST when we're ordering food.

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    Like, I just literally asked you about this.

    7. ...And also less uptight about sharing said food.

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    I just waaaant a biiiite.

    8. We wish people would stop glaring when we hold hands or have a quick kiss.

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    LET LOVE SHINE.

    9. ...And we also wish other couples would stop giving PDA a bad name.

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    OK, but like, why is her entire head inside of your face?

    10. We wish more people knew the true meaning of foreplay.

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    Netflix ---> Cuddling ---> Sex

    11. We wish "ignoring you" actually worked as a communication tool.

    E!

    I'm ignoring you because I love you and you're being extra ridiculous right now.

    12. We wish people realized that "romance" means something different to every couple.

    NBC

    Farting in front of your partner can either signal the end of the honeymoon phase OR a sign that you're totally comfortable with one another.

    13. We wish everyone could just be better at KNOWING when we're ready to leave a party.

    Fox

    "OK, when I say 'Jeff Goldblum,' that means it's time to go. Swear on it."

    14. We wish single friends wouldn't assume that being in a relationship means you no longer want to go out.

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    Going out for pizza will always be our first love.

    15. We wish we could meet all of our relationship goals, but sometimes it's such a challenge.

    E!

    This chips-in-bed situation can get real dangerous real fast. #Crummy

    And we wish this would never end.

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