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I mean, like, better than sex with you.
Yaaaaaaaaaas!
Sexual orientation: this scoop of ice cream
Ohhhhhh yeaaaahhh.
I want to bottle this feeeeeeeeeeling.
Oh GOD, yes.
*toes curl*
PERFECT BREAD TO MEAT TO CHEESE TO CONDIMENT RATIO.
Life is so good. SO GOOD.
DISCLAIMER: DON'T.
~POP!~
So beautiful.
*Homer Simpson gurgle*
Why does this feel so, so right?
Not great for your nails, BUT GOOD FOR THE SOUL.
And, not, like. Six hours later, when you're by yourself.
Would marry an egg.
SMACK.
God, this is satisfying.
Want to take a long nap on top of this frosting.
Ooooooooooooooooooweeee.
Squisssssshhhhhhhh.
Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
That's the stuff.
So simple. So satisfying.
Not sure this isn't technically sex, tbh.
Such smoothness is NSFW.
His tummy is just so... so... so doughy.
...Or tear-away pants, as the case may be.
You know the one. And you know it's cathartic as hell.
Even that sound is satisfying.
Also placing the palm your hand right on the surface of water feels SO NICE, it must be illegal somewhere.
Ughgiurhgrughyeeeees
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