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22 Gift Ideas For People Who Hate Everything

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1. Perpetual Disappointments Diary - $20.41

Asbury and Asbury
Asbury and Asbury

The Perpetual Disappointments Diary helps keep track of everything going absolutely wrong with your life. It includes a list of "insecurity" questions to document everything you're sorely lacking, from confidence about your body to feeling awful about your "friends' "successes, as well as a phone book of people who will never call you. Plus, it comes chock full of "Monday" stickers and de-motivational proverbs. How perfect for you.

2. Slang Word Party Banner - $11.00

The Sparklette
The Sparklette

Any event is a party with a party banner, even sitting at home wondering why everyone sucks so much.

3. Necessary Gesture Prints - $16.00 each

Girl Party Shop
Girl Party Shop

Use these cute 8 x 10 prints to share your feelings about the world without having to waste a single breath.

4. Grumpy Porcelain Planter - $19.50

Wow, a plant. Show your disdain for all living things with this grumpy baby face planter thing.
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Wow, a plant. Show your disdain for all living things with this grumpy baby face planter thing.

5. Unwelcome Mat - $25.00

When a good time to have guests is the 13th of never.
It's Only You / Via etsy.com

When a good time to have guests is the 13th of never.

6. Mean Girls Sweatshirt - $46.00

Boo, you whore.
Heroine Couture / Via etsy.com

Boo, you whore.

7. Nobody Cares Necklace - $9.00

When the only things you care about are covered in pink sparkles.
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When the only things you care about are covered in pink sparkles.

8. Reality Sucks Sweatshirt - $89.00

Cries of "Hell No" and "Reality Sucks" adorn this sweatshirt. As does pizza. So. It's perfect.
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Cries of "Hell No" and "Reality Sucks" adorn this sweatshirt. As does pizza. So. It's perfect.

9. Poop Emoji Earrings - $8.00

Everything is poop, including your accessories.
LiLONECREATiiONSZ / Via etsy.com

Everything is poop, including your accessories.

10. St. April Ludgate Candle - $12.63

Our Lady of Perpetual Whatever.
Worshipworthy Wax / Via etsy.com

Our Lady of Perpetual Whatever.

11. Grumpy Ron Swanson Print - $35.00

Two of the internet's grumpiest obsessions, melded together.
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Two of the internet's grumpiest obsessions, melded together.

12. Frank Sinatra "No One Cares" Vinyl - $40.00

Because it's true.
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Because it's true.

13. Grumpy Cat Underwear Set - $60.00

When you're not in the mood to be in the mood.
Daria Creative / Via etsy.com

When you're not in the mood to be in the mood.

14. Unimpressed Emoji Choker - $7.00

After all, it takes a lot to impress someone who hates literally anything.
Choke And Die Chokers / Via etsy.com

After all, it takes a lot to impress someone who hates literally anything.

15. Unimpressed Emoji Pillow - $21.99

Because there are times you want to cuddle, ALONE.
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Because there are times you want to cuddle, ALONE.

16. Sick Sad World Sweatshirt - $50.00

You're standing on my neck.
Fashlin / Via etsy.com

You're standing on my neck.

17. "Go Away" Nail Decals - $4.99

Let your talons do the talking.
FacciaXO / Via etsy.com

Let your talons do the talking.

18. Introverting Mug - $16.00

For the polite introvert who would just like to be alone in peace.
Brittany Garner Design / Via etsy.com

For the polite introvert who would just like to be alone in peace.

19. Freeze 'Em Spell - $24.99

From the item description:"...ice box and freezer spells are used to shut someone up, stop gossip, eliminate business competition, stop harassment, and stop evil doers.If you wish to freeze someone's words or actions, or keep someone away from you - then you need this kit."
Lady Mage Emporium / Via etsy.com

From the item description:

"...ice box and freezer spells are used to shut someone up, stop gossip, eliminate business competition, stop harassment, and stop evil doers.

If you wish to freeze someone's words or actions, or keep someone away from you - then you need this kit."

20. Ugh T-Shirt - $39.95

Because everyone needs an ugh-gly T-shirt.
Chain Candy / Via etsy.com

Because everyone needs an ugh-gly T-shirt.

21. Hate Button - $3.16

I mean. It's better than total apathy, right? Maybe?
Bayleaf Buttons / Via etsy.com

I mean. It's better than total apathy, right? Maybe?

22. Sorry Card - $4.50

...For when the hate gets to be a little too much. It happens.
Sable And Gray / Via etsy.com

...For when the hate gets to be a little too much. It happens.

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