1. Perpetual Disappointments Diary - $20.41
The Perpetual Disappointments Diary helps keep track of everything going absolutely wrong with your life. It includes a list of "insecurity" questions to document everything you're sorely lacking, from confidence about your body to feeling awful about your "friends' "successes, as well as a phone book of people who will never call you. Plus, it comes chock full of "Monday" stickers and de-motivational proverbs. How perfect for you.
2. Slang Word Party Banner - $11.00
Any event is a party with a party banner, even sitting at home wondering why everyone sucks so much.
3. Necessary Gesture Prints - $16.00 each
Use these cute 8 x 10 prints to share your feelings about the world without having to waste a single breath.