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22 Gift Ideas For People Who Hate Everything

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1. Perpetual Disappointments Diary - $20.41

The Perpetual Disappointments Diary helps keep track of everything going absolutely wrong with your life. It includes a list of "insecurity" questions to document everything you're sorely lacking, from confidence about your body to feeling awful about your "friends' "successes, as well as a phone book of people who will never call you. Plus, it comes chock full of "Monday" stickers and de-motivational proverbs. How perfect for you.

2. Slang Word Party Banner - $11.00

Any event is a party with a party banner, even sitting at home wondering why everyone sucks so much.

3. Necessary Gesture Prints - $16.00 each

Use these cute 8 x 10 prints to share your feelings about the world without having to waste a single breath.

4. Grumpy Porcelain Planter - $19.50

5. Unwelcome Mat - $25.00

6. Mean Girls Sweatshirt - $46.00

7. Nobody Cares Necklace - $9.00

8. Reality Sucks Sweatshirt - $89.00

9. Poop Emoji Earrings - $8.00

10. St. April Ludgate Candle - $12.63

11. Grumpy Ron Swanson Print - $35.00

12. Frank Sinatra "No One Cares" Vinyl - $40.00

13. Grumpy Cat Underwear Set - $60.00

14. Unimpressed Emoji Choker - $7.00

15. Unimpressed Emoji Pillow - $21.99

16. Sick Sad World Sweatshirt - $50.00

17. "Go Away" Nail Decals - $4.99

18. Introverting Mug - $16.00

19. Freeze 'Em Spell - $24.99

20. Ugh T-Shirt - $39.95

21. Hate Button - $3.16

22. Sorry Card - $4.50