11 Reasons Why White Chocolate Must Be Banned
It's not chocolate; it's an abomination.
First of all, white chocolate is a lie.
It tastes like plastic nightmares.
It has a texture that can only be described as "NOT RIGHT."
White chocolate is the color of things that food should not be the color of.
...Or it's dyed to look extra weird and nauseating.
It is honestly INSULTING to real chocolate.
White chocolate ruins and defiles perfectly good treats.
It's fricking EVERYWHERE.
Seriously, it RUINS boxes of chocolate.
It makes for a gross nickname.
White chocolate lovers love how wrong they are about white chocolate.
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