1. Of course, you're well aware of Wonderland's famous "We're All Mad Here" campaign.
2. Guests are always just dropping in.
3. We have many splendid hiking trails.
4. ...Although you have to mind the Mome Raths when out for a stroll.
5. You are BIG on having unbirthday parties.
6. Tourists are forever getting confused, and you're never sure why.
7. I mean, sure, sometimes things can get a little... odd.
8. And maybe the local cuisine isn't for everyone.
9. But there is nothing quite so nice as a Wonderland hookah session.
10. Here, cats are always more... frenemies than pets.
11. And mice are forever babbling on about one thing or another.
12. And people see no problem bringing their babies (/pigs) EVERYWHERE.
13. Scaredy-lizards run amok.
14. And, yes, the youths in Wonderland can be terribly immature.
15. But you can always count on flowers for good gossip.
16. You do have to take care not to be out TOO late at night.
17. But everyone is always up for a lively game of croquet.
18. And you're often invited to the very best dances.
Lobster Quadrille, anyone?