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18 Things You Should Never Say To Someone With A Flat Butt

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7. "Why don't you just gain weight?"

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Because our butts are a mysterious vortex that simply takes all light and matter and potato chips and pizza and places them into an unknown dimension. And onto our upper arms.


13. "Only [certain people] have flat butts..."

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You know where this is going, right? People of all races and ethnicities come in all different shapes and sizes, regardless of stereotypes.

Anyone who says otherwise can take a seat. They can borrow my cushion if they need it.