1. When you think your contour is on point until you see yourself in the office's bathroom mirror.
2. When you finally take your bra off at the end of a long day.
3. When you're wearing a beauty mask and your friend tries to take a Snapchat of you.
4. When you spend like 20 minutes trying to get your eyeliner wings even and it's not happening.
5. When your sunblock wears off and your skin is like, "Why?"
6. When you look at a picture of your eyebrows from five years ago.
7. When you discover dry shampoo just doesn't work the same.
8. When you cut your own bangs at 3 a.m.
9. When you step out in daylight and realize your foundation color is entirely wrong.
10. When you try recreating a look from a YouTube tutorial.
11. When someone wants to Facetime but you're not feeling your look.
12. When you forgot to pack blotting sheets.
13. When you see yourself in HD and realize powder makeup is not for you.
14. When you spent like an hour getting ready and then it starts raining.
15. When you realize you can't keep putting off a haircut.
16. When you wonder whether you put on too much makeup.
17. When you're waiting for your nails to dry and don't want to risk touching anything.
18. When you wake up in the middle of the night and realize you fell asleep in your makeup.
19. When you compare your makeup at the beginning of the night and when you get home.
But it's all worth it. You look so good, it's scary.
