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Going Out On St. Patrick's Day, As Told By "Leprechaun"

Green beer = no fear.

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Going out on St. Patrick's Day can be STRESSFUL.

It starts when someone asks if you want to go to a St. Patrick's party and you're like, "This sounds mildly terrifying."

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Did you hear the scary story of the person who went out on St. Patrick's Day and woke up on the subway? In a different city? Wearing someone else's pants?

You friend asks if you want to wear novelty shamrock sunglasses and you're like "HAHAHA. No."

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Just because I've had a lot of green beer does not mean I'm prepared to sacrifice my dignity. Yet.

At this point, you really just want to pass out in bed. But then you remember: IT'S A WEEK NIGHT. AND YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW.

Have a happy (and safe) St. Patrick's Day!

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