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19 Things People Who Don't Like Football Think During The Super Bowl

Honestly, I'm just here for snacks and puppies.

1. "It's the Super Bowl already?"

Columbia Pictures

I thought it happened in Augustemberary.

2. "Why do I keep getting invited to these things?"

BTN / Via thebiglead.com

You are all such kind football-lovin' maniacs to keep inviting me, but why would you want someone who doesn't understand the game at your place, eating all your snacks? Speaking of which...

3. "Is it OK to just go to a Super Bowl party for the snacks?"

Disney Channel

I don't understand what's happening on TV or why everyone is screaming, but I DO understand a good artichoke dip.

4. "What time is the Puppy Bowl?"

Animal Planet

Can we just watch that?

5. "How do I get a job working as a Puppy Bowl referee?"

Animal Planet

This is my new career goal.

6. "Why is it called football if people are throwing and catching the ball with their hands?"

bcsnn.com

Honestly, I think every other country is right to call soccer "football" instead. We really ~dropped the ball~ on this one, guys.

7. "Would it be ignorant to ask what teams are playing?"

ESPN

And is it really going to make any difference to me?

8. "THE HALFTIME SHOW. Finally, something on TV I can watch!"

Fox / Via deadspin.com

Yaaaaaaaaaaay.

9. "I'm going to just root for the team with the better uniform."

Disney Channel

Why don't they wear robot suits? That'd be cool.

10. "Are these commercials even that good?"

Budweiser

Can I just drown them out with more snacks?

11. "There's so much running in this game."

SBNation

This is making me tired just watching it. I should eat more chicken wings, for strength.

12. "I have no idea who's winning."

NBC

Was that a goal?

13. "I really want to talk more about the commercials but everyone is so into the game."

Fox Sports

Like, don't you find ads with sad animals emotionally manipulative? Can we talk about it?

14. "Oh my god, I ate all the dip."

NBC

I'm such a pig. A BORED, HUNGRY PIG.

15. "I'm just going to check my phone while the game is on..."

Fox

Great. Everyone on Twitter and Facebook is just talking about the game.

16. "These players have great legs."

CBS

I should really renew that gym membership. And stop eating entire bowls of dip.

17. "I'm going to yell, 'Go team!'"

Fox

OK, now my friends think I'm paying attention. Genius move.

18. "OK, I have NO idea what's going on in this sport."

BBC

Why is that man running? Is he OK?

19. "Yay! Hours and hours later, it's finally over! Time for more dip."

deadspin.com

See you guys at next year's Football World Series!

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