1.
"It's the Super Bowl already?"
2.
"Why do I keep getting invited to these things?"
3.
"Is it OK to just go to a Super Bowl party for the snacks?"
4.
"What time is the Puppy Bowl?"
5.
"How do I get a job working as a Puppy Bowl referee?"
6.
"Why is it called football if people are throwing and catching the ball with their hands?"
7.
"Would it be ignorant to ask what teams are playing?"
8.
"THE HALFTIME SHOW. Finally, something on TV I can watch!"
9.
"I'm going to just root for the team with the better uniform."
10.
"Are these commercials even that good?"
11.
"There's so much running in this game."
12.
"I have no idea who's winning."
13.
"I really want to talk more about the commercials but everyone is so into the game."
14.
"Oh my god, I ate all the dip."
15.
"I'm just going to check my phone while the game is on..."
16.
"These players have great legs."
17.
"I'm going to yell, 'Go team!'"
18.
"OK, I have NO idea what's going on in this sport."
19.
"Yay! Hours and hours later, it's finally over! Time for more dip."
