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How Bad Are You At Taking The Subway?

No one likes a pole leaner.

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    I lean on the pole.
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    I don't wear headphones when listening to music.
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    I don't cover my mouth when I cough.
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    I put my bags on empty seats.
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    I yell when I'm on the phone.
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    I elbow people who are standing too close to me during rush hour.
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    I breath heavily on people's backs.
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    I sneeze on people's faces.
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    I eat smelly food.
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    I bring 10 or more children aboard.
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    I shove people to get on.
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    I have passionate make-out sessions with my significant other.
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    I don't give up my seat for pregnant women.
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    I don't give up my seat for the handicapped.
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    I leave my trash behind.
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    I shake my umbrella inside on a rainy day and get everyone wet.
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    I take my wailing baby on board.
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    I stand near the closing doors and detain the train for an extra second.
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    I sometimes sit on other people's laps.
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    I "accidentally" touch other people in inappropriate places.
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    I have sex on public transportation.
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    I never move to the middle, I just linger by the door and get in everyone's way.
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    I rush to get in without letting people get out of the train first.
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    I bring my own rolling chair into the train.
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    I spread my legs as wide as possible so my privates aren't all mushed.
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    I use the seats as a bed.
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    I bring in heavy and large furniture onto the train.
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    I live on the edge and travel in between cars.
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    I take my shoes off so everyone can smell my stinky feet.
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    I like pole-dancing on the poles.
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    I stare at people and tell them that their soul is mine.
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    I go around picking on people's love handles.
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    I take the subway to transport my Christmas tree home.
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    I work out on the train.
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    I clip my toenails on the train.
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    I like to smear my boogers on the poles.
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    I spit inside the train.
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    I like smelling people's hair.
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    I whisper weird shit into people's ears.
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    I sing opera on the train.
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    I pee on the train.
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    I take shits on the train.
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    I'm a tourist on the train.
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    I'm a teenager on the train.
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    I lean super close to your face to look at the subway map.
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    I'm consciously aware that the things I do are annoying, yet I still do them.
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