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US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.
Enough with the interrogations, this is MY time.
"Well, looks like you're going to have to keep waiting."
"Are you actually trying?"
*rolls eyes*
Honestly, there may be other things in your life that take up all of your time and energy right now.
Let's be real, you've probably gotten used to it by now.
"Yes, can I get the family-size meal?"
And you know exactly what you want.
No other input necessary, thank you very much.
No surprise dishes here.
"I'm sorry, but when did I become a relationship expert?"
*Google's professional cuddle buddies*
...
*closes computer*
*Screams "Wrecking Ball" lyrics at the karaoke bar at 2 a.m.*