1. This routine:
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
2. This sad realization:
Y’all really didn’t have to go there. https://t.co/Dq9fnX2Il3
3. A logical decision:
paid my rent so don’t ask me to go out because i’m in the crib getting my moneys worth.
4. This funny pitch:
$50 & I'll follow yo baby daddy around the mall & yell "OH REALLY?!" every time he buy stuff...
5. This goal and its current state:
My goal was to have $10,000 saved by the end of 2018. Im already at $6.23
6. A concerned citizen:
Haven’t seen any “Wanna turn $300 into $3000” posts in a minute... Y’all in jail?
7. This reaction:
my bank account is telling me nooo but my ovaries , my ovaries are telling me yessss https://t.co/HWqjLDp9x9
8. And this one:
Me: $27 for two movie tickets? Ticket guy: Uh, we have some pretty cheap matinees Me: Buddy, I don't care how slutty your sea cows are
9. This list of priorities:
Love can wait. I’ve got money to make.
10. A responsible purchase:
I am a grown ass woman and I can do whatever I want with my money.
11. And this truth:
What about December??? December expensive expensive https://t.co/hvxuMLrr3b
12. This missed opportunity:
You had something P. DIDDY wanted and didn’t ask for at least $1k??? Silly rat. https://t.co/knQc0ZQTgI
13. This lingering question:
me: i can’t sleep at night psychiatrist: why is that? me: https://t.co/IvikGcqYxN
14. This comparison:
Me (a broke ass bitch): dude it’s only $8 you don’t have to pay me back Friends (who have hella money): can you cashapp me the $4.78 i let you borrow lol
15. This BIG mood:
when you wanna buy gifts for all your friends because they’re amazing but you only have like $5
16. This reaction that's honestly tempting:
I would literally pay money to read my MSN chat history https://t.co/NHk58pORit
17. And finally, this goal:
i’m gonna make myself the 1st person to sIip and faII in an onIine store. https://t.co/SLIWSYdGEs
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